Missing shots in beer pong sucks, especially when the other team is trying to distract you. The pain is dulled slightly, however, when the ‘distraction’ is a different kind of rack standing across from you. There’s a complete conflict of interest. Yes, you want to see their cleavage that they’re showing you, but you also want to make that cup. The fact that you even thought about boobs means you’re off my game and the enemy has already won. Well, you’re not playing pong now – so feel free to stare as long as you want. Check out 120 girls trying to distract you after the jump!

The World Series of Beer Pong comes to a close tomorrow night in Las Vegas. If you’re unfamiliar with the WSOBP, check out our top 10 reasons you should go. On that list, you’ll find the sexiest reason for attending is the chance to hang with smokeshows who attempt to throw you off your game. True story: COEDitor Neal Lynch once hit a Kareem Abdul Jabaar sky hook on the last cup so a girl would flash her boobs. He says they were awesome. Take a look at our photo gallery of beautiful beer pong distractions to see if you’d be able to keep your cool and sink the game-winning toss.

Everyone knows girls suck at all and every sport. But they do every have a secret strategy when it comes to dominating the beer pong table. Their bodies. They’ll use them in a variety of ways (motorboating what what) just to cause a distraction. No guy is safe from messing up once two girls start kissing. Still think you wouldn’t be distracted? Even Vinny Catizone couldn’t focus with these busty babes in his face.

The best part of being rich is that you can pay people to do things for you. Which is why I don’t get it when the rich and famous decide to booze and cruise and then get caught. It’s one thing when it happens to you or me — people who don’t have the paparazzi following us 24/7. But when anyone outside your immediate family considers you famous, driving drunk almost always leads to failing front page style.

It wouldn’t be a Friday night if you weren’t insanely trashed and on the verge of getting a record-breaking 10th DUI. But how did you get from your work cubicle to this high-speed car chase? And when did someone draw an extremely realistic penis across your face? COED has cracked the secret to figuring out how you went from slowly sipping a beer to walking around the bar drinking the bar’s signature tornado-tini out of a cowboy boot.