It was such an exciting time in my life. Turning eighteen, a monumental event for one reason – I could buy porn. Yes, I could also buy cigarettes and lotto tickets but those aren’t nearly as fun.

What makes me think of this was something that happened yesterday. I was in Borders, over in the men’s magazine section, which happens to be right next to the porn section. No big deal. As I was browsing, these three teenagers come over to the porn and start acting like they have never seen a pair of t*ts in their lives. “Oh man, catch out these boobs.” What tools! (more…)

If you haven’t already gone, you have to visit a sex shop. They are full of interesting toys, books, and movies. You’re in college to learn and sex should be part of your education. One wants to know how to do it well, and the resources found at sex shops can help you achieve top performance in the bedroom. Think of sex shops as the sex educational library, except these books and movies you can’t return, but who would want to do that?

I have been going to sex shops since I was eighteen. I have taken several friends on their maiden voyages to the sex shop. We walk the aisles, discussing the hilarious titles of porn and commenting on how extreme the toys can be. Through my extensive research I have composed some guidelines to successfully navigating a sex shop.

Check out How To Visit a Sex Shop after the jump! (more…)