Smokin’ Hotties Celebrate National Smokeout Day 2009!

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In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of the vices we know an love seem sadly on their way out. With that in mind, today is the 34th annual American Cancer Society’s Great American Smokeout so it is safe to assume the first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. (Unless Barack Obama changes all that.) And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. See, there’s just something about a woman with a cigarette that makes dudes happy. Maybe it’s the ‘bad girl’ image. Maybe it’s thoughts of ‘oral fixation.’ But no matter what the reason, it’s F’ing hot! Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

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Sweet Ass Tuesday: October 20th, 2009

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Oh hell yes, Sweet Ass Tuesday is back, baby! Yeah! We took a long hiatus on this weekly feature for reasons we can’t even explain (it involves three Vietnamese potbelly pigs and a case of Jack Daniels, that’s all we’ll say…). But the wait is finally over. This week, we’ve got some of the best booties you’ve ever seen in your entire freakin’ life. So, what are you waiting for? Get on to the ass!  (more…)

The 21 Sexiest Things We’re Gonna Miss About Summer

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Yes folks, it’s Labor Day and that means Summer is officially coming to an end. But before we say goodbye to the sexiest skin-tastic season, we thought we’d take one last look at the things we so adore about Summer. From bikini car washes, to sexy celebrity beach butts, to Labor Day chicken fights, here are 21 things we’re gonna miss about Summer (in no particular order). (more…)

Sweet Ass Tuesday: July 14th, 2009

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Gentlemen, welcome to the latest installment of Sweet Ass Tuesday! Assuming you have eyes (which you must, since COED isn’t published in brail), you can probably get a pretty good idea what this post is about just by looking at the pictures. Yep, that’s right – super hot asses!! It doesn’t get much more simple than that. So take a gander at this week’s derrieres, and remember what’s really important in life. (Yes, the answer is “asses”, again.)

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Sweet Ass Tuesday: June 23rd, 2009

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Hell yes, it’s Sweet Ass Tuesday! And that means, well, a whole bunch of sweet asses for you to feast your eyes upon. And really, that’s what this day is all about – the celebration of superior posteriors in all their glory.  In fact, I would bet that even if you’re a boob-man, you’ll have a hard time getting away from this post without clicking on at least a couple of these beautiful bums.

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Sweet Ass Tuesday: June 2nd, 2009

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Hell yes, it’s Sweet Ass Tuesday! And that means, well, a whole bunch of sweet asses for you to feast your eyes upon. And really, that’s what this day is all about – the celebration of superior posteriors in all their glory.  In fact, I would bet that even if you’re a boob-man, you’ll have a hard time getting away from this post without clicking on at least a couple of these beautiful bums.

(A note to all you S.A.T. fans out there: we’ve decided to up the ass ante to twice a month, so… high five!)

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Sweet Ass Tuesday: May 19th, 2009

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Hell yes, it’s Sweet Ass Tuesday! And that means, well, a whole bunch of sweet asses for you to feast your eyes upon. And really, that’s what this day is all about – the celebration of superior posteriors in all their glory.  In fact, I would bet that even if you’re a boob-man, you’ll have a hard time getting away from this post without clicking on at least a couple of these beautiful bums.

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77 Sexy Sideline Senoritas

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If you aren’t already drunk, then you probably missed the fact that today is Cinco de Mayo. So we’ve put together a collection of Mexican “edecanes” (promo girls) and “porristas” (cheerlearders), to help you get this party started. These lovely ladies have to be the sexiest señoritas south of the Rio Grande. It’d totally be worth getting swine flu to score one of these hotties.

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