Some are t*t guys, some are @ss men. Some think the face is most important physical attribute on a woman, then there are those who are fixated on a girl’s body. Our theory is if a girl has a very pretty face, she’s probably less likely to work her buns off achieving a killer bod. Chicks with busted faces hit the gym hard to get that perfect physique, thus taking attention away from their f***ed up grills. At least, until they can get enough money stripping to pay for plastic surgery. We’ve compiled a photo gallery of girls who make us want to go pound town from the neck down.

The office holiday party was originally intended to reward employees for a year of hard work, or to distract them from the fact no one’s getting a cash bonus. Since most people can see through this little ploy by upper management, it’s gone from an evening brimming with holiday cheer to a boozy night overflowing with alcohol-fueled antics. So, if you had a little too much fun at your company holiday party this year, here are some tell-tale signs that perhaps you should seek work elsewhere now, or enter witness protection.

For today’s lesson, we’ve tackled one of Earth’s most frustrating creatures – the Butterface. We’ve all seen her, that girl whose body looks like it was sent straight from heaven, but her face…well, no so much. Sometimes, it’s that the body and the face just don’t match in awesomeness. Other times, it’s down right scary.