One might assume we’re all boob guys here at COED, butt we have a deep appreciation for plump rumps as well. With the summer heat b*tch slapping everyone in sight, clothes come off at a record pace and chicks take more risks with their choice of threads. We’re huge fans of the Daisy Dukes because they provide us with eye teasers like the whale tail and the underbutt. Underboob’s cool and all but underbutt is something few can master. Luckily for you, we’ve found pics of the few, the proud, the pristine and stuffed ‘em into this revealing gallery. Check it out after the jump.

July 21st is Tailor James‘ b-day. In 2011, the Canadian-born cutie turns the big 3-0. Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Week in September 2001, Cyber Girl of the Month in January 2002, and Miss June 2003 was our Miss COED in February 2009. She’s also on the cover of our 30 Sexiest Canadian Women feature in which she finished 18th in our poll. She’s also the 29th most popular Playmate according to Google (ahead of former Hugh Hefner fiancee Crystal Harris). We’re celebrating with a photo gallery of her hottest poses. Check it out after the jump.

July 20th is Moon Day, which commemorates the day man first walked on the moon. On 7/16/69, Apollo 11 launched from Cape Kennedy Space Center carrying Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins, and Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin, Jr. Four days later, the Lunar Module, nicknamed the “Eagle”, touched down on the moon’s surface and Neil Armstrong proclaimed: “That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind”. We celebrate this historic occasion the only way we know how, with HOT CHICKS showing off THEIR moons. Check ‘em out in the gallery (after the classic Dumb and Dumber clip) after the jump.

Two things come to mind when I hear the word “boat”. One is The Lonely Island’s “I’m On a Boat” and the other is “Boats ‘n’ Hoes” from Step Brothers. Either way, boats are f***ing awesome. And as Dennis and Mac found out on the Always Sunny episode where they buy a boat, “she can’t … Click to read more

Back in the day COED had a pretty sweet feature in which we highlight the beautiful attribute known as the butt in a little something we called, “Sweet Ass Tuesday“. We recently featured the backside of George Clooney’s former arm candy in a special edition S.A.T. and it made us miss the glory days of damn fine dumpers. So, we’ve decided to back dat ass up for a bigger comeback than Michael Vick, Mickey Rourke, and Robert Downey, Jr. combined. Check out the triumphant return after the jump.

While promoting his new movie “Ides of March” at the Venice Film Festival, George Clooney revealed in a joint statement with Elisabetta Canalis that the two “are not together anymore“. We previously stated how impressed we were with Ms. Canalis’s ability to turn Clooney into a one woman man, but it appears even her backside can’t convince him to commit. Still, as Elisabetta walked away for the final time we’d imagine George saying, “I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go.” Here’s our ode to the former Clooney arm candy’s can. See the pics after the jump.

If haven’t noticed recently, Tempe12 models have been showing COED a lot of love. Apparenlty, we turn them into sex panthers, which is pretty sweet. Of course, we love ‘em right back. What makes us love ‘em? Well, these aren’t just any hot chicks, they’re the real deal – all Tempe12 models must be enrolled at ASU and maintain a minimum GPA of at least a 3.0. I’ve had the opportunity to see, and yes even talk to, some of these girls and let me tell you, they do not disappoint. Check out a behind the scenes video from their casting call in April and 60+ pics of their hottest models after the jump.

Forget all the debate about title 9 and female sports and just focus on the ass-entials of what we’re about to tell you. We need women’s sports to exist in this world because we need to see photos that show the ass-entials of pole vaulting and beach volleyball. Not following our logic? Take a look at our latest research on lady surfers and you’… Click to read more

This year’s National Puerto Rican Day Parade is scheduled for Sunday, June 12th. Among the “celebrity” attendees (that we recognize) are comedian / actor John Leguizamo and professional spitter Roberto Alomar. But, we only really care about the chicks, man, chicks. You’d be hard pressed to find a larger gathering of hot women than this parade. If you’re not fortunate enough to attend, we got you covered with this photo gallery of fine booty-shaking Latinas. Puerto Rico, o-oooooooooh! Check out the pics after the jump.

June 7th is Anna Kournikova‘s birthday. The woman who brought sexy back to women’s tennis turns 30 today. Before there was Maria Sharapova, there was Anna. While her prime years on the court are well behind her, she still dominates our fantasy file. Hell, we’ve been wearing a mole and brushing up on our Spanish ever since she got together with Iglesias. To celebrate the anniversary of her arrival, we’ve compiled this photo gallery of her fine-ass backside that we wouldn’t mind giving a nice forehand. Head over to Busted Coverage to see more!

For those of you out there who aren’t huge motorheads or gear freaks, Ducati is one of the preeminent manufacturers of racing and road motorcycles. As we’ve shown you in previous posts about Hot Import Models and Hot Brazilian Grid Girls, chicks dig sleek, fast vehicles. It’s safe to say if you own a Ducati, you can pretty much guarantee attention from the ladies. If you need further proof, check out our photo gallery after the jump.

Memorial Day is a time when take a moment to remember and pay tribute to those who’ve fallen in duty for our country. It’s also a day to salute the flag and celebrate all the amazing things America has to offer. One such way to show your pride is to wear the red, white, and blue. No one does this better than beautiful women in an American flag bikini. If you can’t make it to the beach or pool, we’ve got you covered with a gallery of patriotic princesses who wear the flag well. Check it out after the jump!

If a guy could construct the perfect exercise machine, the Shake Weight would be the device of the new millennium. Do you remember when Suzanne Somers would use the Thighmaster on television? That was free porn for anyone growing up in the early ’90s. The Shake Weight is 10 times sexier than the Thighmaster could have ever been. It doesn’t matter who you are, watching someone use the Shake Weight will immediately take your mind to the gutter. As a tribute, we’ve put together a photo gallery, video playlist, and compilation of animated gifs showcasing Shake Weight hotties. Check it out after the jump!

Victoria Day is a federal Canadian holiday celebrated in honor of Queen Victoria’s birthday. It’s also informally considered the beginning of the summer season in Canada. While there are 21 gun salutes north of the border, here in the U.S., we salute with this photo gallery of the hottest Victorias on the planet – from Mrs. David Beckham to the woman who made us want to play BASEketball. We wanted to include Victoria Justice from iCarly since she’s 18 now but we’ve already been to jail twice this month and didn’t feel like researching dates on her Google images. We DO have a pro tennis player, an Olympic track cyclist, a WWE diva, a British pop singer, and a candidate from America’s Next Top Model. Check out their pics and vote for the girl you think is hottest in our poll after the jump!

May 18th is No Dirty Dishes Day and let us be the first to say, it’s about godd*m time you addressed the mountain of moldy plates in the sink, my man. That one plate’s been down there since the Super Bowl. To celebrate this day of disinfecting, we turned to the clean and pure Lucy Pinder for t*ts… sorry, for tips on how to properly purge your filthy apartment of stains. Of course, this gallery might lead to some dirty thoughts and more stains, but that’s what OxiClean is for, right Billy Mays? … Billy? See the pics after the jump!