April 25th is Plumbers Day! On this day, we show our appreciation for the people who pick at our pipes. If you’ve ever been visited by a plumber you’ve probably fell victim to the vaunted crack attack – when a plumber bends over thus exposing his rump line. Unlike a Big Mac attack, this visual assault is unmistakably funny and gross… when it’s a big ol’ burly dude with pasty white back fat. But when it’s a lithe lady, it can make us yell, “THESE PIPES… ARE CLEAN!” Unclog yourself with our photo gallery of perfectly plump plumber’s butts beckoning for belts. Remember kids, crack kills! See the pics after the jump!

No matter how hard comedians try to make us laugh, or how many funny movies Hollywood spits out, nothing can compete with the comedic genius of a good fart noise. But throw in some pneumatic tools and a fat dude’s butt crack, and you have a work of art.… Click to read more

It’s no secret how much we love the backside of a beautiful woman. From Sweet Ass Tuesday and Brazilian beach butts, to Tight Jeans and G-Strings we just can’t get enough. So today’s feature should come as no surprise as we pay homage to one of the sexiest phenomenons ever to hit south of a girl’s beltline… The Plumber’s Crack. a.k.a. butt cleavage or the coin slot. Get your quarter’s ready.

It’s no secret how much we love the backside of a beautiful woman. From Sweet Ass Tuesday and Brazilian beach butts, to Tight Jeans and G-Strings we just can’t get enough. So today’s feature should come as no surprise as we pay homage to one of the sexiest phenomenons ever to hit south of a girl’s beltline… The Plumber’s Crack. a.k.a. butt cleavage or the coin slot. Get your quarter’s ready.

No matter how hard comedians try to make us laugh, or how many funny movies Hollywood spits out, nothing can compete with the comedic genius of a good fart noise. But throw in some pneumatic tools and a fat dude’s butt crack, and you have a work of art.

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