Today’s WTF news items feature a three guys in Malaysia who tried to steal more than 725,000 condoms from the company they worked for, the mayor’s office ruining everyone’s fun over a proposed RoboCop statue in Detroit, and the world’s oldest cake finds a home in England. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

It’s tough when your mom leaves the family for a burglar more handsome than your dad.… Click to read more