I once knew someone who made his girlfriend hold his junk when he took a leak. While there’s no name for the firefighter-esque peeing routine, there are names out there are all the weird fetishes you thought existed in only in your dreams. After a lot of Google searching (hint: turn safe search off), I’ve discovered the 10 weirdest fetishes in the world.

• Are fake boobs sexy?

• Most obvious product placement ever

• Method men stopped by German Police

• Best fight of the week

• Pittsburgh trades Big Ben for a turtle

• Worst burglar ever

• Favorite MILF is back

All I’m going to say is, if you’re going to snoop around like a cat burglar, it’s probably a good idea to have some clue as to how to walk across a roof without it falling in on itself… four times! I’m mean, seriously, dude. You’re in China. They’re not exactly known for making things that last forever. If you were climbing around on the pyramids, then maybe, but this is just freakin’ ridiculous.

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