In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, the West Memphis 3 (three men convicted of murdering boy scouts and receiving the death sentence and life imprisonment) were released from prison, Christine O’Donnell uses witchcraft to convince you she’s not a witch, the 10 sluttiest cities in America are outed, a former Raiders cheerleader turned cop sues over sexual harassment (she’s HOT!), Burger King’s creepy mascot retired, Germany made the Facebook ‘like’ button illegal, Forbes releases its list of the highest paid players in the NFL, Charlie Sheen bitches out Simon Rex (MTV VJ turned rapper), new trailers for Machine Gun Preacher and Ghost Rider 2 and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

• 11th Seeded VCU Stuns Kansas with 71 to 61 Win.

• Doesn’t Julian Assange already have his own secret, underground home?

• He Died For Your Flame Broiled Whoppers!

• GOOOAAAL… To The Face

• 28 Vintage Book Club Mailers

• The 7 Most Heroic Con Artists Of All Time

• This is how John Madden rates women
• The 9 Biggest Sports Meltdowns And Blowups
• CollegeHumor’s “We Ruined This Bar” (Ke$ha Parody)
• Chris Brown Loses His Sh*t On Good Morning America
• The 10 Greatest Comedy Roast Moments
• 10 Priceless Yahoo! Questions And Answers From 2011
• Come For The Whopper, But Stay For The Beatdown

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Today’s WTF news features a bottomless drive thru order in Colorado, some colorful jailbirds in Russia, and the source behind Green Bay’s funding of the Packers is exposed! Read more about these absurd news items after the jump!

A college diet usually consists of a lot of Ramen, which costs a fraction of a dollar at the grocery store.  Any food item above ten dollars is usually out of the question unless everyone is throwing in on some pizza.  The following food items all represent the most expensive examples of food in the world of over-indulgence.  Most of us will only dream of what these delicacies taste like.

Spring has sprung, which means it’s time to reveal the damage winter wrought to your body. That’s it, bust out those fattened thighs and whipped cream pasty skin tones for all to see. Congrats, you’re disgusting! Now, there’s two ways you can take this. One, start working out and not eating only 3 am fully loaded nachos, hoping to get yourself back into shape…

This gem of a training video for cooking burgers was unearthed only recently on YouTube. If you have the urge to turn it off after the first few moments just know it gets way better – and way more bizarre.
This is what they teach you at Wendys:… Click to read more

In New York a man attacked and beat a peacock to death at a restaurant parking lot, which he thought was a vampire. The man grabbed the birds neck, throwing it to the ground, then proceeded to stomp and kick the animal to death.
The authorities were contacted, but the maan fled when he saw them. A local peacock raiser told reporters that he had given peacocks to a re… Click to read more