If you’d asked me before watching this video why I thought there were no women bullfighters, I would have probably said something about Spanish cultures being male dominated, yada, yada, yada… Andif you’d asked my why there are no midget bullfighters, I would have guessed that they’d be trampled.

The annual Running with the Bulls festival kicks off in Pamplona, Spain today. And as everyone knows, no European tradition is complete without a few moronic American tourists hanging around to mess things up. Because nothing says Americans are wildly out of shape like watching our favorite Double-Down eating friends try to run away from an angry 1-ton bull. Don’t believe that a few well-meaning tourists can cause so much trouble? Check out the following and think again.