In today’s edition of Wrap it Up we cover the impending stock market crash, the season premiere of Jersey Shore Italy, former Steeler running back and current ESPN commentator Merrill Hoge was a stripper in college, Amber Heard looks hot even without color, Liza Manelli did a sexy photo shoot (?!?), first look at Henry Cavill as Superman, Budweiser’s new look, the Darkest Hour trailer, Kim Kardashian’s 3D photo shoot, a never before seen of LiLo drinking Red Bull and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Here’s a quick frat math tutor session for you kiddies out there: since beer = college, and frat = college, frat = beer. Simple enough, right? You’d think so, but sometimes people bring un-fratty beers into a party. These people are thrown out. Bringing Mike’s Hard Lemonade? Sororities hand out bids next semester, dude. Bud Light? How’d I guess that you’re just visiting your sister who’s still in college? Only the manliest of beers can make it past the moat of pledges / door-b*tches. The chosen few are after the jump!

Beer commercials typically employ hot chicks and funny dudes to get you to buy their product. Some companies try to highlight their “innovative” packaging while others tend to hone in on what it means to be a dude. The following commercials do a great job of relating to the target demo without trying too hard.

Kristine is a up-and-coming model who already has an extensive list of credits. She’s worked with numerous photographers ranging from Richard Burdett to William Ng. She’s done promo work for Bacardi, Budweiser, Honda, and several clothing lines. Her dream is to appear in a Skyy vodka ad. You reading this Skyy? Hire her asap.

Today’s a holiday that all American can celebrate despite their backgrounds, careers, prison records, and facial hair choices. It’s International Beer Day 2010 and we’re opening up a keg of fun by showing you just how some very special ladies celebrate the momentous holiday. It involves paint, it involves beer, and most importantly, it doesn’t involve clothing.

Throughout the history of the world, factions have rivaled against one another – Trotsky vs Stalin, Ali vs Fraiser, Tupac vs Biggie. But today we have taken the age-old art of rivalry one stop further with Budweiser beer girls vs Miller beer girls. It’s the sexiest head-to-head since the invention of beer. And the best part is, these chicks are so hot, it’ll have you thirsty in no time.

Here is a list of eight ways to avoid awkwardness after a drunken one-night stand (four ways for the night of and four ways for the days after).

You’re in for a treat this summer: Star Trek is poised to be a popular success on the level of Iron Man. It’s exciting, funny, and entertaining in ways that are accessible both to die-hard Trekkies and average movie lovers. Except for the parts where it sucks… (Spoiler Alert!)

Throughout the history of the world, factions have rivaled against one another – Trotsky vs Stalin, Ali vs Fraiser, Tupac vs Biggie. But today we have taken the age-old art of rivalry one stop further with Budweiser beer girls vs Miller beer girls. It’s the sexiest head-to-head since the invention of beer. And the best part is, these chicks are so hot, it’ll have you thirsty in no time.

Everyone knows sex sells, especially when you’re selling stuff to dudes. And if you ask us, that’s freakin’ awesome. But the best part isn’t the television commercials and magazine advertisements – it’s all the smokin’ hot babes companies hire to put a face (and hot body) to their brand name. Pushing everyth… Click to read more

Is there anything better then an ice cold Budweiser? Heck yeah! A free ice cold Budweiser!
Only one problem, bars live and die on charging outrageous prices for beer to as many people as possible–and giving away free beer doesn’t fit a successful business plan.
What to do?
Hustle your friends, co-workers, that crazy uncle, the overly talkative… Click to read more

Anheuser-Busch has a penchant for running absurd ads during the Super Bowl, and this year they’re trotting out seven commercials – six for Bud Light, one for Budweiser.
WTOP has posted the breakdowns for five of the Anheuser-Busch TV spots; read about the suds (and ever-so-slight spoilers) after the jump.… Click to read more