I can’t really tell whether or not this video is funny, or just trying to be funny. Obviously, some silly fat guy smearing baby shampoo all over his mouth and blowing bubbles for two minutes is exactly the kind of thing the Internet loves. But if you ask me, it’s a little too good. A little too right. That doesn’t mean it’s not funny. It’s just that I think we’re all getting a bit predictable. Don’t you think?

I saw this one while browsing Buzzfeed last night, and I just couldn’t stop watching. Though you can’t see her entire face, it’s not hard to tell that this chick is cute as a button. And those legs, dang! Not only that, but she rocks at blowing bubbles. Put all together, this is perhaps the most mesmerizing videos I’ve ever seen.

“That bong doesn’t look anything like a vagina,” you might be thinking right now. And you couldn’t be more right. But that’s because it’s not supposed to look like a vagina. You’re supposed to stick it in one to use it.

Let’s let the patent do the talking:

The lower end cooperates with the wall of the vagina to form a water reservoir holding water in the lower end and the vagina. A stem is received into the inlet port with an end opening submerged in the water reservoir. Suction applied at the exit port draws air through the stem to bubble through the water reservoir to generate stimulatory vibrations transmitted to the vagina. Optionally, a bowl holding combustible material communicates with the stem such that smoke bubbles through the water reservoir to simultaneously filter and cool the smoke and generate stimulatory vibrations. (more…)