We pride ourselves here at COED for our ability to take any current event and make it sexy.  So with today’s release of Bruno on DVD, we racked our brains to find an angle that would make our readers proud. If you’ve seen the movie, you’d know that’s not an easy task, unless of course you find swinging d*ck sexy…  And since we don’t, we opted to go the Nyotaimori Party route.  Nyotaimori, a.k.a. body sushi was infamously portrayed in the Paula Abdul / Bruno interview. Fortunately for you, the girls in our post are hella hot and a helluva lot less hairy.  Without further adieu, we give you Naked Sushi Party Girls.

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Last week, we checked out Bruno, and I must admit, the movie blew away my expectations. It’s not just funny, it’s sh*t-your-pants-twice-hilarious. Sasha Baron Cohen really brought his shock comedy to a new level with his latest instant classic. Below we’ve listed “6 Things You Didn’t Know About The Bruno Movie“.

WARNING: This is a massive spoiler post, so if you want to go into the movie with a clean slate, I wouldn’t read any further. (more…)

The chief of the nation’s second-largest school district is fuming over comedian Sacha Baron Cohen’s magazine photo shoot with high school football players.

Los Angeles Superintendent Ramon Cortines isn’t amused by the GQ magazine photos shot at Birmingham High School that feature the “Borat” star in his new incarnation as gay Austrian fashionista “Bruno.”

The GQ cover story features pictures of Baron Cohen wearing shoulder pads, tight red shorts, an athletic cup and little else as he poses with football players at the school in the San Fernando Valley.

Read all about the new Bruno drama!

• Items Filthier Than a Toilet

• New Pictures of Pixie Lott

• Hot Model Gets Hosed!!!

• Effects of the Videogame Recession

• Bruno On Conan O’Brien

• mmm Bacon

• World’s Least Hygenic Tourist Attraction

• Photo Tribute To Wet Girls

• Megan Fox’s Hotness Hits Moscow

• When Did Sorority Girls Get So Hot?

• Katie Price Is See Through

• More Bruno Than I Really Want To See

• See Bruno Before Anyone Else

• Adriana Lima Is A Lingerie Goddess

• Sexy Girls of the Mexican Soccer League

• Is Jet Skiing With Miley Cyrus Illegal?

• 5 Celebrity Careers Launched by Ethnic Makeovers

• Feres Twins Do Maxim Photoshoot

• Vevo (Youtube For Music Videos) Coming Soon…

• Zack Morris Visits Jimmy Fallon Show

• Bruno and Alessandra Ambrosio Photoshoot

• Kelly Brook In Lingerie

• Is Black Monopoly Racist?

• She Should Be More Terrified

From f**king with frat boys to giving Eminem a taste of his taint, Sacha Baron Cohen’s flamboyantly hilarious character, Bruno, whose new movie hits theaters July 10, is sure to be the talk of the summer. So to give you a little refresher course on this saucy Austrian, we’ve compiled the 13 most awesomely offensive Bruno moments we could find. Enjoy!

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