14 pics! NCIS: Los Angeles wraps up the season with a two-part finale tonight, featuring Christopher Lambert as “The Chameleon.” We’re more excited about Claire Forlani as a recurring character who always looks the same. The former model has been beautifying movies and television ever since the ’90s, and two hours on the couch is a small price to pay for the privilege of spying on Claire again!

Everyone’s wondering if Dark Shadows has the clout to knock out The Avengers as #1 at the box-office. It probably won’t, but the film has a secret weapon that would’ve allowed Loki to take over the world. We’re talking about Eva Green in the role of witchy beauty Angelique Bouchard. This fantastic Frenchwoman is already overdue fo… Click to read more

Need a reason to get pummeled in Russia? Consider the beautiful babes who work the rings at that country’s Mixed Martial Arts tournaments. Who wouldn’t want to be picking up their teeth while ogling these randy Russki cuties? Some of these red-hot MMA mamas work the Ultimate Fighting Championship games in their mother country. Others are part… Click to read more

We’re fairly blue every time Keegan Connor Tracy doesn’t shown up in an episode of Once Upon a Time. You can’t miss a chance to see her gracing the show in her recurring role as the Blue Fairy. Of course, we’ve been crazy for Keegan ever since her role as a doomed gal in Final Destination 2. (SPOILER!) Check out some pics that will have you destined to tune in tonight…

O, to be a vampire being hunted by Torrey DeVitto. This stunning brunette grew up as the daughter of Billy Joel’s drummer, which makes her Long Island royalty. Now Torrey is busy spicing up the scandalous storyline in Pretty Little Liars–but she still finds time to vamp in a recurring role on The Vampire Diaries. Make her determined doctor a regular on the show, and we’ll get one step closer to a Torrey Channel!

NBC is pulling out all the stops to push their new sitcoms, which gets us pulling out our remotes to watch Raquel Alessi on tonight’s Best Friends Forever. It was still downright criminal when Raquel got quickly canceled with last year’s Charlie’s Angels. She didn’t have much luck with the short-lived cop series Standoff, either, or playing the tantalizing titular Playboy centerfold in the big-screen Miss March. What kind of upside-down world are we living in?

The Law & Order franchise is in decline, but NBC still cares enough to pump up the ratings–and our inseams–by bringing in Laura Benanti as a recurring character on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. The NYC setting makes an easy commute for this Broadway babe who’s overdue to bust out big. Sadly, her much-hyped series The Playboy Club was quickly cancelled, but this leggy lady has us regularly working the Great White Way.

Tonight on TOUCH, the character played by Keifer Sutherland gets his laptop stolen and ends up involved in a Salvadoran death plot. We didn’t know TOUCH was so much like 24. We do know that we could end up touching ourselves for 24 hours after we check out Noa Dori guesting on the show.

It’s a censored title for Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23, but the ABC sitcom is packed with hot live girls. Krystyn Ritter is devilishly dark as the titular slut taking in sweet blonde Dreama Walker as her suffering roommate. B— also packs tonight’s pilot episode with gorgeous guest star Rebecca Grant. Expect high ratings and higher inseams as Rebecca steals the show as a pole-dancing fitness freak.

Anna Colwell wraps up One Tree Hill
8 pm EST, The CW
One Tree Hill goes out with a bang tonight, thanks to the bangin’ bod of Anna Colwell. It’s a very special episode as the Southern beauty shows up in a guest role for the 2-hour finale. The lovely lady is overdue for a splashy showcase, too. The former teen model—standing a fine 5’9”—started out in TV shows that wer… Click to read more

We’ve been vandalizing ourselves to Vanessa Vander Pluym since meeting her in a 2006 episode of How I Met Your Mother. Then she had our pupils popping with gorgeous guest roles on Numb3rs, Parks and Recreation, and Criminal Minds. Now we expect a tower in our pants as the blonde beauty shows up in tonight’s episode of Castle.

Beauty is a mysterious thing. What one person sees as attractive, another person sees as hideous. (Or something like that…) But one set of traits that few people can deny is the ultra-sexy dark hair and light eyes combo. Something in our monkey brains scream with lust when presented with a woman possessing these traits. So move over blond hair and blue eyes, there’s a new hottie in town.