In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, PETA’s starting its own porn site, the Raiders selected Terrelle Pryor in the supplemental draft, Raiders fans brawled with 49ers followers, Brad Pitt’s assistant is super hot, Joe Namath loves wet cheerleaders, freshman move-in day at Penn State looks fun, the world’s fastest electric car torches a Maserati, Bruce Wayne has some fun with a telemarketer, Andy Levy apologizes to Chris Brown, marriage makes women fat, alligator-chickens and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Mr. Hefner has become the living embodiment of the word “playboy“. He’s witty, charming, and a ladies man. Sure, it helps that her’s uber rich, but his material possessions (and more importantly his contributions) are an extension of his personality. He doesn’t buy items strictly for the price tag, they have a certain sentimental or historical value to them. Plus, they make for great ice breakers and party stories. AskMen recently published a list of their top 10 fictional playboys – men they believe are BETTER than Hef! We call bull ca-ca on that mess. Check out AskMen’s picks along with our thoughts after the jump!

If there’s one thing that really pisses off comic book geeks it’s when people who’ve never picked up a comic in their life predicate their knowledge on superheroes and villains solely on what they saw in the movies or television. Many times, people assume that storylines and characters have stayed the course since their inception. Check out our list of 10 superhero myths debunked after the jump!

Recently resurrected from the grave in the comics, Bruce Wayne is also making his triumphant return to video games this October in Rocksteady’s Batman: Arkham City, the sequel to 2009’s critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham Asylum. Based on trailers and information released so far, this title is one of the most highly anticipated games of 2011 and could be the game of the year. See our full preview along screengrabs and the trailer after the jump!

Everyone wants to be a superhero. The powers, the gadgets, the crazy chicks with White Knight complexes- what’s not to love? As an alternative to your ultra-glamorous retail job or that useless PhD you’re working towards (come on man, a podiatrist isn’t even a real doctor-give it up already), let COED show you how to become a superhero and immediately start living a more awesome, cell-shaded life.

There are few absolute truths in the DC comic book universe. Superman can’t be around kryptonite, OA is the source of the Green Lanterns’ power, Wonder Woman hates most men, and Batman is Bruce Wayne. Everything else can be cured by a simple “crisis,” of varying levels of finality.
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