Take a look at “Jean Claude Van Damme” over here, gaging the distance between him and the fan and mentally prepping himself like he has years of experience jump kicking people under his belt gut. But gravity ain’t going to have it and our corpulent Kung-Fu master plummets back to terra firma like a jiggly asteroid from space – not to mention that he cuts one in the process. People always say not to laugh at other people’s misfortune, but we just can’t seem to contain ourselves. Watch the video that would make Bruce Lee himself spin kick in his grave!

February 3rd kicks off the beginning of the Chinese New Year, a holiday celebrated in places like Hong Kong, Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Taiwan, Thailand, Korea, Vietnam, and Japan. Each New Year is associated with a different animal. Last year was the Year of the Tiger (how ironic is that, Woods?) and next year will be the Year of the Dragon (Bruce Lee anyone?). This year? Year of the Rabbit. Though not as fierce, the rabbit makes us think of one thing: Playboy bunnies. Since our post on The 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes was so popular, we’ve roped together 100 busty Asian “bunnies” for the Year of the Rabbit. See the pics after the jump!

Being the sexually active, irresponsible college student that I am, I’ve gone home with my fair share of random girls, and over the past couple of years I’ve come across some sleeping habits that annoy the hell out of me. Nothing is worse than having a peaceful night’s sleep ruined by your hookup’s uncontrollable unconscious tendencies. But I digress. Anyway, here are five habits that annoy me more than most:

What’s a “Public Ivy?” It’s a school that provides an Ivy League collegiate experience at a public school price. Originally, only eight schools were considered Public Ivies, but since then, more schools have been added to the list. COED breaks down what makes these Public Ivies so (inexpensively) awesome.

2K Studios released NBA 2K11 with Michael “Air” Jordan gracing the cover last Tuesday. In honor of His Airness’ return to the (virtual) court, it’s only fitting to daydream about other icons–fictional and real–I’d like to see be “like Mike” and make a return to popular culture via video games. After all, legends never die. Note: Bagger Vance not included.

After the early success of The Expendables, it’s only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who’ve cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

These men are true bad men. We watch them in action and feel as if we are kicking the butt of a hundred bad guys and saving the day all by ourselves! In honor of those Supermen, the crack research team at COED compiled a list of five of the most memorable one man armies

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Look, I’m no cutie-pie video enthusiast, but this is going to be the Dramatic Chipmunk of 2008. It has all the makings of a future classic: short, not offensive, and featuring a baby.

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Bruce Lee kicked ass – no doubt about it – but most bozos don’t go any further than Enter the Dragon for their Karate flick kicks. We here at CO-ED are proud to present you with some American-style chopsocky – let’s call it chopsuey.
10. The Karate Kid (1984)
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Warner Bros. development department is compiled mostly of wh*res.Why the harshness do you ask? Good question, and my answer is simple. Don’t f**k with perfection.
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