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Being the sexually active, irresponsible college student that I am, I’ve gone home with my fair share of random girls, and over the past couple of years I’ve come across some sleeping habits that annoy the hell out of me. Nothing is worse than having a peaceful night’s sleep ruined by your hookup’s uncontrollable unconscious tendencies.

These night time nuisances can also lead to a couple of sticky situations. If you’re at her place you can always leave, but what if you’re miles from home and it’s four in the morning and you don’t feel like walking and don’t have the number for a cab? What do you do then? And if you’re at your place how should you handle it? Do you wake her ass up and hope she doesn’t start again when she falls back to sleep, or can you just kick someone out at that point? Is it really that mean if you call and pay for a cab? There’s also the high road; sacrifice your night’s sleep, suck it up and wait for morning when she’ll wake up and leave on her own.

The worst part is, you can’t look at a person and guess that these are coming, no matter the size, shape, or color of the girl anyone could potentially be an awful bed partner, and rarely do they warn you that something might be coming. That should be a common courtesy, like warning someone that you have HPV.

But I digress. Anyway, here are five habits that annoy me more than most: (more…)

Look, I’m no cutie-pie video enthusiast, but this is going to be the Dramatic Chipmunk of 2008. It has all the makings of a future classic: short, not offensive, and featuring a baby.

Let the remixes begin.

Bruce Lee kicked ass – no doubt about it – but most bozos don’t go any further than Enter the Dragon for their Karate flick kicks. We here at CO-ED are proud to present you with some American-style chopsocky – let’s call it chopsuey.

10. The Karate Kid (1984)

Before you roll your eyes, check yourself. Even with two-decades worth of pop culture under its black belt – has anybody ever not attempted to crane-kick in a fight? – nothing can tamper with The Karate Kid’s legacy.

9. Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

Big Trouble in Little China’s spiritual little brother, starring Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee as cops cracking down on the violent, drug-dealing gangs of Los Angeles. Hawaiian hottie Tia Carrere makes a guest appearance.

8. Hard to Kill (1990)

Steven Seagal plays a go-for-broke cop named Mason Storm. That’s all you need to know.

7. Kickboxer (1989)

A quick-and-dirty cash-in on Jean Claude Van Damme’s success in Bloodsport. Genius!

6. No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)

Classic Van Damme-age before Bloodsport. Genius!

Check out the Top 5 (with video clips for each one) after the jump.

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Warner Bros. development department is compiled mostly of wh*res.Why the harshness do you ask? Good question, and my answer is simple. Don’t f**k with perfection.

Did the Vatican say, “Ya know Benny, da’ta ceiling on’a da’ chapel sure is molte bene, but don’t you a’ wish we coulda’ redo it wit a little CGI? Lika’ da’ Matrix?” No they didn’t. In ‘72, did Shula say, “You know what guys, I know we are undefeated but I want to make sure everyone gets a chance to play – Go on third team! You’re in!” No he did not. Did Ron Jeremy say, “You know what, maybe I shouldn’t be the only 350 lb porn star with DD-man-boobs – Jenny Craig here I come!” Hells no, the Hedgehog did no such thing.

Why, pray tell, would anyone in their right mind agree to remake Enter the Dragon.

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