A 21-year-old Ohio native, Brooklyn Decker makes modeling look easy with her all-American good looks and a body to kill for. She appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition three times, in 2006 – 2008, as well as Teen Vogue, Cosmo, Glamour and FHM. Unfortunately for us all, Brooklyn is now married to tennis pro Andy Roddick, having sealed the deal at a private ceremony in Texas in April. Not that that really messes with any of our chances…
A 21-year-old Ohio native, Brooklyn Decker makes modeling look easy with her all-American good looks and a body to kill for. She appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition three times, in 2006 – 2008, as well as Teen Vogue, Cosmo, Glamour and FHM. Unfortunately for us all, Brooklyn is now married to tennis pro Andy Roddick, having sealed the deal at a private ceremony in Texas this past weekend. Not that that really messes with any of our chances…
“Iron” Mike Tyson, born Michael Gerard Tyson and sometimes called Malik Abdul Aziz, revived the concept of being “The Baddest Man on the Planet.” Bright branded boxing trunks and ring shoes? Nope – I like these plain black ones. Robe? Nope – just give me a white gym towel and cut a whole in the middle. Before the birth of MMA, Mike Tyson was putting fear into anyone balsy enough to even walk into the ring with him. The new documentary, “TYSON” will explore the rise and fall of one of the greatest boxing legends in the same class as Ali and Frazier, but we think it is just as important to reflect on the ring achievements of Mr. Tyson. Before there was ear-biting, there was straight up ass-kicking.
Gentlemen, it’s time for the NBA Playoffs 2009! This weekend, the 16 qualifying teams will kick off the tournament to decide who heads to the Finals and on to a place in the basketball history books. But if there’s one thing that grabs our attention more than heated competition, it’s sexy NBA dancers!! We’ve compiled massive galleries of every dance team in the Playoffs and put them head-to-head. So check out how your team’s babes hold up. But beware, this one just might make you double dribble.
Abi Titmuss is a 33-year-old British glamour model turned television personality.
She is most well known for her high profile relationships and scandalous personal life – oh yeah, and having such a ridiculously smokin’ body, it’s impossible for you not to stare. But don’t worry, it’s not rude. (Not that that would worry you, anyway
Alexander Ovechkin is widely regarded at the top star in the NHL. He was the first overall pick of the NHL Draft and recently signed a thirteen-year contract extension worth $124 million with the Capitals which he recently threw around with no regard at Teazers Rivonia in South Africa whose tag live is, “The Tease Without The Sleaze.” As you’ll see from his receipt Ovechkin has a sweet tooth for strippers.
We have to admit, we here at COED are pretty F’ing stoked that piracy is coming back into fashion. Sure, they make the high seas a hell of a lot more dangerous and all, but it’s just so rad! Pirates! Yeah! But no matter how badass these ocean-going Somali thieves may be, they’ve got nothin’ on this batch of super hot pirate booty babes. If these sexy swashbucklers wanted to hold us captive, all they’d have to do is ask.
By now, it’s easy to know what to expect from the summer movie season. There will be a few movies with big robots (Transformers 2, Terminator). There will be at least one superhero movie (Wolverine). At least one Judd Apatow movie (Funny People) and at least one Adam Sandler movie (Funny People, again). Then there will be another movie only produced by Apatow (Year One). Finally, there will be a critically-acclaimed Pixar movie (Up) and, yep, it’s also a Harry Potter year. Chances are, they won’t all be good. But we’re excited about them anyway, because they deliver everything we want out of summer movies: explosions, laughs, and, well, that’s pretty much it. We’re easily satisfied.
Congratulations, Lea Viglione – you’ve just been named Miss COED March 2009! The competition was tough, but after a whole lot of votes in the first round Lea beat out 22 girls to enter the Final Four. In the Final Four Lea topped the ultra sexy field of Laura Leigh, Sarah Ashley Barker, and Ashley May Turner with 63% of votes.
We recently realized that we’ve been giving plenty of attention to all the wonderful boobs the world has to offer, but neglecting a very important counterpart – the glorious ass. So to make-up for our thoughtlessness, one Tuesday every month, we will be devoting our feature article the glory of the posterior with a new recurring feature, aptly named Sweet-Ass Tuesdays. So for all you butt-lovers, this one’s for you.
Don’t get my wrong – being young and having fun is as important as anything in life. But assuming you live past the age of 28, there are a few things that you just can’t get away with, without reaping some serious consequences. Here are the top 10 things you do when you’re young that, when looking back, make you wonder how you could have been such a complete and total dumbass. (image used courtesy of The Lizard Man)
It’s no secret – when it comes to sex in the animal kingdom, people take the cake for kinkiest, most f**ked-up creatures of the whole bunch. In fact, we’re so messed up, we can’t even stick to having sex with the same species, some of the time. Not only that, but sometimes we even have sex with fake animals. But these 5 sex toys have to be the creepiest sex toys that involve animals or animal body parts (this side of Japan, anyway).
April 20th, better known as 420, is a day of global jubilee, when good people from around the world celebrate, in a haze of glory, their drug of choice: marijuana. It’s a day to forget the troubles of life, sit back and smoke the biggest f’ing blunt you can get your grubby mitts on. But this day hasn’t always been just bong hits and munchies. Here are the top five historical events that really put a damper on the dopest day of the year.
Some things in this world are indisputable, like gravity, death and the incredible, inexhaustible awesomeness of boobs. Because of this, we here at COED aren’t ashamed of our unending love of this fantastic female feature. So from the people who first brought you the glory of the side-boob and the hand-bra, we proudly present to you the latest in our unending quest for hot ass pictures of chicks wearing nearly nothing – the quintessential Tribute to the Glorious Underboob!
Gentlemen, thousands of you have voted for Miss COED March 2009 and we’ve narrowed it down to the Final Four. Heading-up the final round of voting is the smokin’ hot New York native, Laura Leigh. Next up, blond super hottie, Sarah Ashley Barker, followed by busty stunner Lea Viglione and the ridiculously sexy Ashley May Turner! So get to voting for your favorite Miss COED of March 2009 and the winner will be annouced on Wednesday!
The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is still hot off the presses, and we here at COED are beside ourselves with horniness glee over all the super sexy supermodels in this year’s edition. But instead of just idly browsing through photos, we’ve decided to help you get in on the action – by “poking” your favorite 2009 SI Swimsuit model! (On Facebook, of course.) As your digital wing-men, we’ve found the Facebook pages of (almost) every model in the 2009 Swimsuit Issue, putting you one step closer to meeting a dream-woman. So put down your bottle of Jergens, log into Facebook*, and give these lovely ladies a poke… and don’t forget to check out their smokin’ new galleries on SI.
*NOTE: Some links may not work if you’re not logged-in to Facebook
On Tuesday February 10th, the 2009 edition ofSports Illustrated’s annual Swimsuit Issue hits newsstands. And we’re so stoked we’ve even tried to predict who the cover model will be! Since first being published in 1964, the Swimsuit Issue is where the world’s most beautiful babes show off all their best assets. But now, we’ve narrowed down the list to the top 47 models ever to grace the glossy pages to give you the best of the best. So, without further adieu, The 47 Sexiest SI Swimsuit Models of All-Time.
It’s no secret – sports stars get the hottest tail out of anyone on the planet. In fact, the girls they pull are so fly, they have their own category of hotness: WAGs – wives and girlfriends. Here in the US, we got this ball rolling in 2007 with “The Top 20 Sexiest Athletes’ Wives of 2007” and again last May with “The 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer.” But in the last year, the category has blown up to include all big-time professional sports. So we’ve narrowed down this massive field of sexy ladies to The Top 50 WAGs of World Sport 2009. This one’s so hot it requires a breather! (more…)
Is it us, or are the Brits exporting some of the best looking girls on the planet these days? Crowned miss Liverpool at the age of 16, not only does Amanda have a great body and a gorgeous face, she’s got that English accent that makes American men melt.
Currently starring on CBS comedy Rules of Engagement, Kajick (pronounced (ky-lick) is a half Czech, half Italian, American born working actress. She’s made the Maxim ‘Hot 100′ twice, which bodes well for her babe status.
This 34-year-old bangin’ bodied brunette gained most of her fame simply by being the daughter of Italian actor Gianni Ridolfi. Besides that, she’s appeared in various Italian television shows, including Quelli che… il calcio, a sports and comedy show. But mostly, she’s just really, really freakin’ hot.
Significant Other: Adam Archuleta [Football, Oakland Raiders]
Born in classy Youngstown, Ohio, this brunette bombshell is best known for what we wish every hottie was best known for – stripping down in the pages of Playboy. She spent her high school years cheerleading at Lowellville High School and originally wanted to be a veterinarian. And not only is she sexy, but she can also string words together, having won a statewide Reader’s Digest poetry contest.
Significant Other: Claude Makéléle [Futbol, Paris St. Germain]
Twenty-nine-year-old French model and actress Noémie Lenoir was first spotted by a Ford Model scout at age 6. And in 2001, she signed with cosmetics giant L’Oréal along with showing off her awesome bod for Victoria’s Secret, Gap and Next and made an appearance in Rush Hour 3.
Belgian supermodel and actress Ingrid Vanderbosch first got her taste of modeling after winning the Elite Look of the Year Award in 1990. But it wasn’t until 1996 that her career took off. And by 1999, she was working for Christian Dior and has appeared in magazines such as ELLE, Marie Claire, Vogue and Glamour.
Significant Other: Devin Harris [Basketball, New Jersey Nets]
After appearing in eight episodes of disgustoid-extravaganza, Fear Factor, Meghan took a turn in the sexy direction, posing for Playboy in 2005 in the “Women of Fear Factor” feature. In 2007, she was voted Cyber Girl of the Week and was Cyber Girl of the Month for January 2008.
Significant Other: Derek Jeter [Baseball, New York Yankees]
Derek Jeter’s new muse, Minka Kelly sits near the top of our list of hottest chicks on the planet. The daughter of Aerosmith’s Rick Dufay, Minka is one of the stars of the television series Friday Night Lights and will be playing a role in the upcoming film 500 Days of Summer.
Arguably the most well known actress in England, this brunette is the definition of bombshell. She’s appeared on the cover of pretty much every “lad mag,” including GQ, Loaded and FHM. And she’s appeared on “FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World” every year since 2005. And we happen to think she’s a fantastic person.
Getting her start in theater, American actress Kelly Carlson is best known for her role as “Kimber Henry” on FX series Nip/Tuck, which is currently in its fifth season. She’s also appeared in multiple feature films, including 3000 Miles to Graceland, Paparazzi and Made of Honor.
This Dutch model may be pushing 30, but looking at her you’d never know it. She hardly looks a day over 21 (those Dutch and their invincible genes!). A career model and TV hostess, she was elected Holland’s Sexiest Female in 2003.
Significant Other: Scott Podsednik [Baseball, Chicago White Sox]
Lisa Dergan is as hot as sportscasters get. There are none hotter, or more willing to take it all off for her fans. Getting a break in 2001, Lisa was hired for a weekend sports show on L.A.’s KCBS. She’s a former St. Pauli Girl, was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for July ‘98, and she’s been in special editions of the magazine six times. Beat that!
Significant Other: Nick Swisher [Baseball, New York Yankees]
With one of the most bangin’ bodies on the planet, Daniella is a former NFL cheerleader and current model hottie. She gained notoriety after posing in FHM UK as their only “International Honey.” But after a ridiculously hot spread in Playboy, her hotness was solidified for all of time.
After winning the Miss Czech Republich competition, this Czech-born Italian model went on to appear in the pages of Penthouse Europe, Playboy Europe, Spy, Extreme and Quo. But we’re just happy there are pictures of her naked…
So sexy it hurts, Venezuelan beauty queen and model Aída Yéspica became famous after competing in the Miss Venezuela competition in 2002. Though she didn’t win, Aída was the darling of the press, helping to launch her career and land her on the cover of many magazines, including GQ and Maxim.
A British singer and television personality, Cheryl Tweedy Cole launched to stardom as a member of pop group Girls Aloud, as well as a successful solo career, with 21 UK Top Ten singles to her name. She’s also appeared on reality series The X Factor, and in the pages of FHM and British Vogue.
One of the hottest bodies in the business (and not such bad face either, we have to say), Giorgia Palmas is a 26-year-old Italian bombshell came in second in the Miss World competition. She went on to land prominent spots on Italian TV, and later appeared topless in a Max Magazine, which is not nearly often enough.
When you have breasts as perfect as Elena Santarelli’s, it be a crime against humanity not to show them as often as possible. Fortunately, this 27-year-old Italian supermodel stunner has stepped-up to the cause every chance she gets, as well as modeling for high profile companies like Armani and Max Magazine.
After winning the Miss England competition in 2004, Lloyd was crowed Miss Great Britain in 2006, but was stripped of her title after posing nude in the December ‘06 issue of Playboy. She then went on to the ever-classy Celebrity Big Brother and got evicted. But something tells us she didn’t have much trouble finding a place to stay.
Significant Other: Jeff Garcia [Football, Tampa Bay Buccaneers]
After showing up to Playboy’s “Who Wants to Be a Playboy Centerfold?” search in Cleveland in 2002, Carmella worked her way up through the naked ranks, from Cyber Girl of the Week to Miss April 2003 to 2004’s Playmate of the Year. Her mother must be soooo proud!
Significant Other: Marko Jaric [Basketball, Memphis Grizzlies]
Adriana Lima is one of those women that just takes your breath away every time you see her. This 27-year-old Brazilian supermodel has been everywhere, from the pages of Victoria’s Secret (who makes this ridiculously expensive, stone-studded bra) to the billboards of SoHo to our every fantasy for as long as we can remember. Adriana, we solute you!
Significant Other: Peter Crouch [Futbol, Portsmouth]
At the 2006 FIFA World Cup, 22-year-old Abby Clancy made British headlines when she was introduced as the girlfriend of famed Liverpool striker, Peter Crouch. Since then, Clancy’s career has taken off. She has officially become queen of the WAGs, and now she has one of the hottest shoots in the world. What’ve you got?
Significant Other: Tom Brady [Football, New England Patriots]
If you’re a dude and don’t know who Gisele Bundchen is at this point, you’re probably just pretending to be a dude. The Brazilian beauty models for everyone, from Victoria’s Secret to Vogue, and in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest supermodel. It seems to be up in the air if she and Tom Brady are getting married, but something tells us it’s only a matter of time.
One of the select few to land in the pages of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue, Decker has also appeared in Teen Vogue, Cosmopolitan, FHM, and Glamour magazines, just to name a few. And she and Mr. Roddick will be getting married this year. That bastard!
One of the hottest supermodels on the planet, Karolina Kurkova is best known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Also, she has no belly button – but we’re not going to hold that against her. A girl this smokin’ could have no feet, and she’d still be at the top of this list.
A 21-year-old Ohio native, Brooklyn Decker makes modeling look easy with her all-American good looks and a body to kill for. She appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition three times, in 2006 – 2008, as well as Teen Vogue, Cosmo, Glamour and FHM.
Last night, my friend Jane told me the craziest f**king sh*t I’ve ever heard. In fact, I doubt what I’m about to tell you has ever happened before in all of history. But I must say, this story’s not for the feint of heart. So unless you think incredibly horrible things happening to super dumbasses is gut-bustingly hilarious, I’d recommend you stop reading right now. Otherwise, your mind is about to be blown.
Here at COED Magazine, we receive enormous amounts of fan mail every day. Some of it just says how awesome we are, while other letters beg for our help. We may not have all the answers, but we definitely have most of them, so listen up and you might learn a thing or two. The following are answers to a few common questions we have received in the past.
We’ve been as guilty as any when it comes to equal coverage of professional cheerleaders.It’s always about football cheerleaders while there are other sports out there where the women shake it for a living. Take the NHL for example.
Did you realize that there are plenty of hot women in the league who skate around the ice and dance on a frozen surface?
As you all know, we here at COED love these peppy ladies more than life itself (except the part of life that involves cheerleaders, of course). So get ready for our eighth installment of Cheerleader Showdown!
Call me a sick son-of-a-b*tch, but there are few things I love more than a good unfortunate/unexpected sh*t story. And by unfortunate/unexpected, I mean the kind of situation that is made extremely complicated and uncomfortable due to an unexpected bowel movement. The following is a totally true account of perhaps the greatest sh*t story ever. (The names and places have been changed to protect the innocent and the guilty. If you are easily offended, now is a good time to stop reading)
Having trouble falling asleep in the noisy dorms? Neighbors blasting the TV or stereo? Are your suite mates keeping you awake with loud moans and groans of sexual ecstasy? Like it or not, students are turning to over-the-counter sleeping aides to escape the many late night dorm distractions. College kids are popping Tylenol PM like they are Tic-Tacs and downing death-red NyQuil like it’s cherry soda.
News flash! Some bad pick-up lines can actually work to land yourself a new lady friend – and you know you want a new lady friend. So like a lion pacing the Savannah, you go to the target rich environment of your choice looking for love. If you are 5’2, 250 this advice will not help. Sorry old chap. If you are a young George Clooney, you don’t need help. But if you are reasonable looking single guy or simply an unfaithful bastard, here are some time tested lines and some analysis of each.
What more needs to be said about Adriana Lima that hasn’t already been said? She is hands down one of the most gorgeous women in the world – and don’t let the fact that she is engaged to Memphis Grizzly player Marko Jaric discourage you. Like many of her fellow models Adriana comes from Brazil. While she is best known as a Victoria’s Secret underwear model she has also appeared in several sexy layouts for magazines such as GQ and Esquire. Check your mailboxes for the holiday issue of the Victoria’s Secret catalog which is bound to feature several sexy shots of Lima.
Quantum of Solace, the latest film in the James Bond series staring Daniel Craig and the stunningly sexy Olga Kurylenko, drops in American theaters this Friday. Before everyone straps in for the newest 007 flick lets go back and rank the previous 21 films. Bond films are known worldwide for their action, villains, gadgets, and of course: the sexy Bond girls!
Ladies and gentlemen, Thanksgiving Day is just around the corner – and that means tons and tons of delicious food to feast upon. It also means that we have a thinly veiled excuse for publishing what can only be described as some new type of underground fetish – eating giant turkey legs. WTF, you ask? Well, we have no F’ing clue.
Earlier this month, we held a contest in support of the Eagles of Death Metal’s new album, Heart On, and their upcoming tour. Drumroll please….and the winners are: Zach Caby from Manhattan, KS and Natasha Booker from Trenton, NJ!!! The EMOD / Babeland Prizepak includes an Eagles of Death Metal ‘Heart On’ CD, a Babeland Pocket Rocket, Megastretch Cockring, 1 oz. bottle of Babelube, and 1 oz. bottle of Babeland Massage Oil.
Playboy has scoured America high and low leaving no saloon or tavern untouched to produce the definitive list of 2008’s 10 Greatest American Dive Bars. In this list you’ll find “regional hot spots in unlikely locales, from a hole in the wall in San Francisco to a busting Nashville landmark.” Even though you’re more likely to find people doing keg stands than a Playmate of Kayla Collins’ [NSFW] caliber at these grungy dive bars we still like them a whole lot.
Today’s Veteran’s Day. And we could think of no better way to honor those who have served our country with bravery and honor than by combining two of the greatest things in life: sexy chicks and heavy weaponry. We’re not sure what it is, but when a hot girl picks up a firearm, it gets the blood flowing faster than a machine gun burst. If you have a girlfriend, we suggest you go to your local gun store and pick her up a smokin’ hot new accessory.
It’s happened to every college guy. You’re out drinking, you meet a nice girl, things are going great, and you decide to head back to her place because she “has Nintendo Wii and wants to beat you in bowling.” On the way to her apartment you’re thinking that maybe tonight is the night to try that new move you saw on FHM’s Kama Sutra, until you walk in the front door and find yourself staring into the eyes of the anti-Christ herself: the cock-blocking roommate. Here are a few tips on how to defeat this evil enemy and ultimately get you little pencil wet.
The Favre’s are doing it again in Mississippi – not only dominating on the football field but enjoying life off the field as well. Before St. Stanislaus’s October 31st season finale, junior quarterback Dylan Favre received his weekly pregame text message from “Uncle Brett” which read “Good luck and do what you do.” And Dylan did, going 23 of 35 for 358 yards and five touchdowns and with his final TD pass setting the Mississippi state record for touchdown passes in a single season with 43.
Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.
There’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders. From the Montreal Alouettes to the BC Felions, these spirit-filled hotties can really warm up a crowd. And with the Conference Semifinals having wrapped-up this past weekend, the Conference Finals this coming weekend and the Grey Cup (their Super Bowl) at the end of the month, it’s time you got familiar with the Cheerleaders of the CFL. Anything less just wouldn’t be neighborly. We don’t want that, now do we?
Dating in college is weird. There’s a part of you that thinks going out to a nice restaurant with that chick from your Finance class would be a fun, mature thing to do. There’s also the part of you that thinks having her back to your apartment to see if you can get her drunk enough to bang on the first date would be way cooler. It’s these battling emotions that lead to some interesting dating experiences. The following are a few personal experiences of mine.
Dancers of the 2009 NBA Playoffs Showdown
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Somali Pirates Ain’t Got Nothin’ On This Booty [Gallery]
Top 10 Summer Movies Guaranteed to Bomb
Lea Viglione Crowned Miss COED March 2009
Sweet Ass Tuesday: April 14th, 2009
Top 10 Things From Your 20’s That You’ll Regret When You’re 40
The 5 Creepiest Animal Sex Toys
Top 5 Historical 420 Buzzkills
Tribute to the Glorious Underboob
Miss COED March 2009 Final Four
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Sexiest College Cheerleaders
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A Sandy Handful
Pokies!
White Face Sammy Sosa
7 Signs Your Lady Crazy
Movie Myths About Sex
World's Hottest MILF
WTF?!
#1 Reason I Love Australia
Hand Bra
Cheryl Tweedy WAG Cleavage
Dozens of Sexy Hometown Hotties
Bubble Butts!
Clingy Shirt + Water = You Know What
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She Is Gonna Win!
Hot Rap Video
My Fav Pic of the Day? Yes!
Split!
50 Hottest American Women
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