S Magazine continues to deliver high quality nude celebrity photoshoots. Two weeks ago it was Jena Malone’s nudie pictures and now it’s Brooklyn Decker! If NSFW-ness doesn’t frighten you then click to see this nippletastic picture of Brooklyn in all her glory. Then allow us to settle those shakes with an overflowing photo gallery of the woman who’s mastered the handbra, has a beautiful beach butt, and looks amazing animated.

They say Christmas only comes once a year, which James Bond disproved in “The World Is Not Enough” when he banged Denise Richards’ character Christmas Jones. Looks like ol’ 007 was right because pics from Brooklyn Decker’s latest photo shoot with Mark Squires just leaked and they’re the best present a man could ever ask for. While Passover and Easter have many believing in God, these images of Brooklyn Decker are proof positive the Big Man exists. Why? Because she’s topless. And none of that bullsh*t hand bra, arm bra, sand bra, sideboob, Heidi Montag in Playboy topless. We’re talking you can full on see nips. I think men around the world owe a tremendous debt to photographer Mark Squires (and Egotastic). This has to catapult Brooklyn to favorite model of all-time, no?

We love all women equally but if there was one “favorite” model in COED history it would have to be one of the sexiest Sports Illustrated swimsuit models of all-time Brooklyn Decker. Brooklyn is hilarious, beautiful and loves COED. Here she is back in 2002 hanging with her friends at East Mecklenberg High School in Charlotte, NC. One year after this picture was taken Brooklyn was “discovered” at a mall, did modeling for a prom dress company, landed a spot in the 2006 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and the rest as they say is history. See the pics after the jump!

Who wants to see Brooklyn Decker’s nipples?! The 2010 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue covergirl is featured on the cover of the February 2011 issue of Esquire wearing a thin material covering up her goods but we still get the idea. If you can’t get enough of Brooklyn Decker check out her bouncing boobs in ‘Just Go With It’ and 42 Super Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Animated Gifs.

“Just Go With It” is an upcoming romantic comedy film starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman, Dave Matthews, and hottest woman on Earth, Brooklyn Decker. Sandler plays a plastic surgeon who pretends to be unhappily married to pick up chicks. The film’s trailer debuted last night with a couple quick snippets focusing on Decker walking in slow-mo. Luckily, we were able to capture these Hallmark moments with the GIFs you see below. If Brooklyn can’t satisfy your needs (ya jerk!) maybe Katy Perry or Jennifer Love Hewitt might suffice? Hell, you could make a movie out of all the gifs from J Love. Get on it, Warner Brothers!

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The beauty of animated GIFs is you don’t have be a master of the remote control (or the mouse) to rewind and play, rewind and play, rewind and play. Some of us, COED staff included, have spent hours staring at them, in awe of their majestic simplicity. Five seconds of bliss repeated ad nauseam. Previously, we brought you sexually suggestive Katy Perry gifs, jigging boobs, and bad-ass bouncing butts. Now, we present animated gifs of sexy Sports Illustrated swimsuit models rolling around, jiggling, gyrating, shaking, and wasting the rest of your day. See ya tomorrow!

 
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A 21-year-old Ohio native, Brooklyn Decker makes modeling look easy with her all-American good looks and a body to kill for. She appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition three times, in 2006 – 2008, as well as Teen Vogue, Cosmo, Glamour and FHM.