Unless you’re into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don’t enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they’re pregnant. Sure, they’re chests are a little bigger – but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That’s why we’ve pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

The 63rd annual primetime Emmys were last night (9/18) and we gotta say Jane Lynch was pretty stellar. We don’t watch Glee but we might have to tune in if she’s pumping out gems like she did at the ceremony. That opening number was awesome. We’re pretty sure you could boost any show’s ratings with a double dose injection of Lynch. She should probably get her own show. Anyway, other than the impromptu Miss Universe-esque act pulled off by the Best Lead Actress nominees, there wasn’t much in terms of entertainment. Other than the new Charlie’s Angels presenting Best Male Lead in a Drama to Coach Taylor, there wasn’t much eye candy either (unless you like low-cut “cleavage” dresses that exposed bony chest-plates). Or so you thought! We’ve got photos from the red hot red carpet below. Check ‘em out then let us know who the sexiest girl is in the comments after the jump.

September 8th is Brooke Burke’s birthday. On this day, the multi-hyphenate actress-dancer-model-TV personality turns 40 years young. We hear 40′s the new 20 and if there’s anyone that embodies that expression to a tee, it’s Brooke. Chick refuses to age. Not to mention she has 4 kids. Moms everywhere must hate her. She’s also one of the 50 sexiest Jewish girls we can’t passover, one of the sexiest celebrity MILFs, and one of Hugh Hefner’s sexiest celebrities of 2011 (finishing 8th out of 27 in our poll). To celebrate her timeless beauty, we’ve put together this gallery of her hottest pics. Check it out after the jump.

Memorial Day is a time when take a moment to remember and pay tribute to those who’ve fallen in duty for our country. It’s also a day to salute the flag and celebrate all the amazing things America has to offer. One such way to show your pride is to wear the red, white, and blue. No one does this better than beautiful women in an American flag bikini. If you can’t make it to the beach or pool, we’ve got you covered with a gallery of patriotic princesses who wear the flag well. Check it out after the jump!

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The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll after the jump!

Shalom! Passover began April 18th at sunset. The 7-day celebration commemorates the liberation of ancient Israelites from slavery in Egypt. Israelites marked their doors so death would pass over them. Most celebrate by eating Matzo, but we celebrate with a photo gallery of hot Jewish women who’ve freed themselves of their clothing that we just couldn’t pass over. Think you can find a hotter congregation of Jewish jewels outside of Hollywood and The Holy Land? Mazel Tov, buddy!

Every year, Mr. Hefner releases a list of his sexiest celebrities, usually in the March or April issue of Playboy. This year’s list featured a wide variety of women – from young up-and-comers to timeless actresses, musical stalwarts to reality TV vixens. If Hef’s annual list proves anything, it’s that The Man appreciates all women - tall, short, voluptuous, curvaceous, lean or statuesque. Some of his picks might surprise you, but then that’s just Hef’s game. See the full list, check out their pics, and vote for who you think is Hef’s sexiest celeb after the bunny hop!

Miss Arkansas Alyse Eady may have placed 2nd in Saturday night’s Miss America 2011 Pageant, but her yodeling / ventriloquism rendition of “I Wanna Be a Cowboy Sweetheart” took first place for ‘creepiest and most bizarre’ in the talent competition. I’m not sure what makes a beautiful girl like Alyse turn to yodeling with two ventriloquist dolls named Rosie and Rocky, but I would bet there is an estranged Uncle somewhere in the equation.

Miss Nebraska Teresa Scanlan was crowned Miss America 2011 Saturday night in the 90th Annual Miss America Pageant in Las Vegas. The 17 year-old blonde bombshell blew fans away with her beautiful smile, bubbly personality and mad rendition of “White Water Chopsticks” on the piano. She aspires to one day to sit on the Supreme Court of the United States, but we’d be more than content to see her sit for a bikini shoot COED style.

Saturday night, 53 women from the US, the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands will compete for the coveted Miss America crown in the 90th Annual Miss America Pageant in Las Vegas. The show will be hosted by the beautiful Brooke Burke. Preliminary events have taken place earlier this week, including our favorite segment, (surprise, surprise) the swimsuit competition. Since you’ll probably be watching the Atlanta Green Bay game, we thought we’d give you a little looksee of what you’ll be missing.

Forget chocolate, jelly beans, and Cadbury eggs, this is what you’d really like to see in your Easter basket. What better way to celebrate the holidays than with some Bunnies that would make even Peter Cottontail faint?

After the much loved Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret, we’ve decided to put together the next installment of hottie head-to-heads: FHM vs Maxim. The best of the best, these two publications have helped define what it means to be a man in the 21st Century–and brought us the hottest chicks from across the globe every month of the year. But which one rolls out the hottest pictures?

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