First of all, congratulations to Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson who just had their first baby boy. That’s great…Just a couple quick questions – are you people f**king retarded? You named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz? Really? What, did you pick it while huffing spray paint?

The sad thing is, you probably spent hours, days – nay – months trying to choose the perfect name before you decided on this gem. But here’s the thing – by the time Bronx Mowgli…ugh…(sorry, I just puked a little in my mouth) is old enough to go to school, Fall Out Boy will be nothing but a distant memory and the name Ashlee Simpson isn’t exactly going to be opening any doors. (more…)

Last year, the New York Mets were overtaken by the Philadelphia Phillies in the final weeks of play as they suffered one of the worst September breakdowns in baseball history.  That agonizing finish set General Manager Omar Minaya in motion over the winter, making sure that he acquired an ace-quality arm to provide consistency and excellence down the strectch in a playoff race.  Now, his plan is beginning to look genius…but will it be enough? (more…)