Bronx Mowgli Wentz Tormented Identity Fund

November 21, 2008 - 11:50 am By COED Staff

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First of all, congratulations to Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson who just had their first baby boy. That’s great…Just a couple quick questions – are you people f**king retarded? You named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz? Really? What, did you pick it while huffing spray paint?

The sad thing is, you probably spent hours, days – nay – months trying to choose the perfect name before you decided on this gem. But here’s the thing – by the time Bronx Mowgli…ugh…(sorry, I just puked a little in my mouth) is old enough to go to school, Fall Out Boy will be nothing but a distant memory and the name Ashlee Simpson isn’t exactly going to be opening any doors. (more…)

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Karolina Kurkova Named World’s Sexiest Woman

November 21, 2008 - 10:39 am By COED Staff

karolina_kurkova_07-782458Karolina Kurkova Named World’s Sexiest Woman

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