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The Daily Shocker: Good News in the News

The Daily Shocker: Good News in the News

Colin is Cla$$y: Back in 2003 Colin Ferrell got word of a female disc jockey offering $2000 to anybody who can bring him in for an interview. Not so naturally, Ferrell befriended a homeless man named “Stress” and brought him down to the radio station to collect the $2000. Even more unnatural was Colin reuniting with Stress recently, bringing him… Click to read more

Chocolate Rain + Leave Britney Alone = VIDEO MASH-UP!

Chocolate Rain + Leave Britney Alone = VIDEO MASH-UP!

What do you get when you mix a bleached midwestern queen screaming under his bedsheet, with a monotonous, bouncing, electric piano line?
A whole lot of pain – chocolate pain. Here is our rendition of the newest YouTube crazy, Chris Crocker ranting over Tay Zonday’s viral classic, “Chocolate Rainâ€?.
The end result ain’t pretty. We apologize i… Click to read more

Britney Spears’ Peak?

Britney Spears’ Peak?

Picked this one up via AskMen.com.
“Over the past few months, we’ve all watched Britney Spears experience a decline in her personal life; her dismal performance at Sunday night’s MTV VMA performance suggested that Ms. Spears’ professional pursuits have also suffered.
In this context, it’s easy to forget that there was a… Click to read more

2007 VMAs: A Recap

2007 VMAs: A Recap

Last night the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards proved that a large chunk of the entertainment world is ruled by talentless hacks.
From technical difficulties (did anybody sound-check anything beforehand?) to only showing snippets of live performances by music’s heavy-hitters at various locations around Las Vegas – Kanye, five-times snubbed… Click to read more

2007 MTV VMAs: A Conspiracy Theory!

2007 MTV VMAs: A Conspiracy Theory!

What. Is. Going. On.
This is the sloppiest award show ever, and everybody with respected talent seem to be causing it…purposely!
WHAT DID BRITNEY DO? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
What is happening?
Is this the first death knoll onto pop culture?
Are the VMAs inadvertently exposing the talentless wasteland that is pop music?
This is so awesome! Everybody i… Click to read more

Morning Wood: Britney Spears

Morning Wood: Britney Spears

Long ago, before K-Fed, kids, wack tracks and bald-headed insanity, there was Britney Spears: The Most Boneable Girl on Planet Earth.
Remember her sassy schoolgirl phase? Remember her skin-tight red catsuit? Remember when she cooed “Kitty, kitty” and gyrated in “Slave 4 U”? Remember when she stuck her tongue down MadonnaR… Click to read more

Brit’s Tracks Are Wack

Brit’s Tracks Are Wack

The blog-universe has been giving the seal of approval to Britney’s leaked songs since early this week – have I been listening to the wrong ones?
These tracks are complete tripe. There is no way somebody with working eardrums can possibly give a “thumbs-upâ€? to Brit’s latest batch of bimbo-pop.
Even hipsters looking for their next bastion of irony… Click to read more

The Daily Shocker: Britney, Broccoli, IBM Bits and Big-League Broads

The Daily Shocker: Britney, Broccoli, IBM Bits and Big-League Broads

Britney Spears VMA comeback will include hordes of dancers zipping around in harnesses mid-air and a “Disappearing Act” through a set of mirrors courtesy of magician Criss Angel. It’s great to see Spears back in music. (NY Daily News)
Two bozos busted by cops over sketchy marijuana broccoli exchange. Apparently, oregano was out of sto… Click to read more

Britney Won’t Duet

Britney Won’t Duet

Just when you think Britney Spears couldn’t be any more insane, she decides to decline a duet with former flame/pop juggernaut Justin Timberlake.
JT reportedly penned the song in hopes that Britney would sing it with him; Timbaland would have produced it.
Add in the fact that Britney wouldn’t even have to be in the same studio as Timberlake to si… Click to read more

Trump’s Angels?

Trump’s Angels?

The train-wreck trio of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan may be taken under the wing of entrepreneur Donald Trump.
With his new show Celebrity Apprentice revved-up and ready to go Trump is hoping to persuade the bad girls to join the cast of Carmen Electra, Tony Hawk, Joan Rivers, George Foreman, Dana Patrick and others.
If that wasn’t en… Click to read more

Towel Down Britney

Towel Down Britney

Toweldown.com gave Britney Spears some sweet swag that allowed her to take an impromptu dip in Malibu over the weekend. She is looking like the MILF she really is and how about that Towel Down!!!… Click to read more

“Throwback Thursday” : Britney Spears – Baby (One More Time!)

“Throwback Thursday” : Britney Spears – Baby (One More Time!)

Britney Spears – Baby (One More Time!)
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