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The big news across Twitter, the Interwebs and every other celebrity gossip site this past week is that Paula Abdul is leaving her role as judge on American Idol, presumably to focus on her other hobbies like ingesting enough prescription medicine to hallucinate that cartoon cats are dancing beside her. With her exit, it’s time to take a look at some possible candidates to fill in her role as the person responsible for giving the “batshit crazy opinion” of the panel. Here are the top ten choices: (more…)

Is it just us, or is the Internet particularly slow this week? Because it sure as hell seems like something is up. Maybe everybody’s on vacation, or just drinking too much to work a computer. Oh well, that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun without ‘em! Fun like looking at super hot chicks, like fetish model, Susan Wayland, here. All those stupid vacation people are going to regret missing this!

Susan Weyland is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

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Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don’t get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. And if you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops, a pair of yoga pants and a smile. Anything more is a waste.

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Check out dozens more smokin’ hot wife beater babes, here!

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The votes are finally in for FHM UK’s annual FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women In The World”. And for the most part, the list is pretty good. But after seeing who all made the cut, we realized that some of the ladies who constantly appear on these lists have no business whatsoever being branded as sex symbols. We know, we’re as guilty as anyone. But we’ve decided enough is enough. Here are the 10 women we never want to see on a ‘Hot’ list ever again! (Ours included…)

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