Last week, Graffiti6′s “Stare into the Sun” edged out Warren G’s “Regulate” featuring the late, great Nate Dogg to take Top Song Of The Week (“SOTW”) honors. This week, our version of mixmaster Mike, Al Jones, shows us his favorite Songs of the Week, which feature tracks from artists like Britney Spears, Wiz Khalifa, The Submarines, Dynamite Hack (remember them!?), and LCD Soundsystem, who bid a fond farewell at Madison Square Garden recently. Check out his picks and listen to the jams after the jiznump! (EW!)

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