Look out WOW freakout kid, the British are coming and they are serious about their videogames.  Sure you put a remote up your bum and hit yourself in the head with a shoe, but you got nothin’ on your English Doppelganger.  After a 17 hour run on Modern Warfare 2, his gloves are off and it’s just knuckles and wall.

Sometimes, it’s nice to have a little mystery in your life. And by mystery, we mean “safe for work” boobs – that fantastic category of mostly naked, but not quite, that we all love so much. Yes, nudity is great and nipples are amazing, but without a little cover-up sometimes, both seem a little less special. And because of that, we’ve compiled this Comprehensive Guide to SFW Boobs. Here, you’ll find everything from kick ass cleavage shots to super sexy side boobs to some sh*t you’ve never even heard of. So sit back, relax and get ready for more awesome boobage than a Lucy Pinder slumber party. (more…)

Whoever thought of having busty British babes test out roller coasters in their underwear is our kind of genius. Granted, hot chicks doing damn near anything, especially in their underwear, is going to be good. But most activities don’t have nearly this amount of giggles and jiggles.

No matter how much we love expensive, professional photo shoots, there’s just something about regular girls taking pictures of themselves for us too ogle over that makes us happy to be alive. Luckily, the good men over at Nuts Magazine have an entire section of their site devoted to exactly this – real girls competing with each other to be the sexiest in all the land.

To honor these awesome hotties, we’ve compiled the sexist pictures we could find to give you Real Girls Go Nuts! But “beware”! While all of the pictures we’ve linked to are (technically) SFW, you’re one click away from some very, uh, titillating content. Enjoy!

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We here at COED are big fans of video games and procrastination – which is why we’re now obsessed with Mousbreaker.com, brought to you by our good friends at Nuts Magazine. Mousebreaker has dozens of awesome online games that will keep you from doing anything you’re actually supposed to be doing for hours on end.

Not only can you play a wide array of games on the Site, from driving games to things like soccer, billiards and some solid shoot ‘em ups, but you can download a ton of games straight to your PC. So head over to Mousbreaker now and forget all about that job of your’s. (What? You’ll probably be getting fired anyway.)

With Detroit failing, Wall Street falling, houses foreclosing and unemployment rising, 2009 is looking like it’s going to be an interesting year. And what better way to count away the days than with the hottest chicks on the planet? From the sexiest celebrities to car wash cuties, we’ve compiled The Top 26 Ridiculously Hot Calendars of 2009 to help you forget the suckitude that’s right around the corner. Happy New Year!

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 Like many of the bangin’ British ladies you know and love, Emma got her start in the busty pages of Zoo, and has since gone on to give you even more topless shots! We don’t yet know much about her (besides what she looks like naked), but we’re sure you’ll be seeing a lot of this one.

Check out Emma Frain’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

Kimbo Slice. Even the name sounds frightening. He’s huge, jacked, and angry looking. He’s got a penchant for wearing the Bahama’s flag out to the ring and shaving his chest hair in interesting patterns. His beard swallows souls (get close enough and you can hear faint whispers coming from it’s center). I could see why people might want to fight him in the MMA world; I understand that. He’s a marquee name and locking yourself in a cage with him (even if you lose) will probably land you attention and quite a bit of money.

But paying to fight Kimbo? Thats madness, and not British humor ape-in-a-library-messing-up-the-card-catalog madness, but the Leonidas-kicks-you-into-a-hole madness. And yet, there are several men out there who can make that very claim. During his street fighting days, before you were allowed to fight Kimbo, you had to put up 10 grand. That’s the deal. Your 10g’s v.s Kimbo and his crew’s. I wonder if these guys ever stopped to think why Kimbo’s crew was so willing to put 10 large up. Or if they’d ever seen a picture of Kimbo. Or if they’d ever looked in a mirror and really just, head-on-hands reflected on the direction their life was headed.

Regardless, here’s a list of the guys who decided it was a good investment (Tip: it’s not). (more…)

A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his life. (Metro UK)

Homeless or Hipster? It’s always so hard to tell… (College Candy)

Old guy mistaken for mass-murderer Whitey Bulger gets arrested with his wife when on vacation in Italy. When in Rome… (WMTV)

Wonder why Brits get a bad rap for having really, really, really terrible teeth? This story may answer some questions. (Sky News)

You can’t make this stuff up: Fake Rangers Take Urine Samples From Boys (WGCL)

OMGZ UFOs ARE 4 REAL!! (Discovery)

Everyone knows condoms aren’t the easiest things for us to use. Whether they’re British and embarrassed, or just dumb and stupid, a lot of us are claiming that strapping on the latex glove makes everything less…intense.

In case you’re one these bitchy complainers, British condom maker Futura Medical Plc may have finally made the condom that shuts you up for good.

According to a study the company released on Thursday, their new condoms help men “have firmer and bigger erections, as well as a longer-lasting sexual experience.â€? (more…)