I can understand why someone would want to be on one of these “Idol” shows, with their possibility of fame and fortune. But when you’re choosing your audition piece, I have absolutely no F’ing clue what would prompt someone into thinking that shrieking a g*ddamn black metal song will get you anywhere but YouTube.

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