You know, if this dude lived in the United Stated he’d probably end up on some show like America’s Got Talent. But instead, he’s just at work.

I hate Halloween. I have always hated Halloween. One of the first pictures anyone ever took of me is in a pumpkin costume at age 4, crying my eyes out. I don’t hate other people who like Halloween, but the holiday itself makes me so pissed that when prompted to write a Halloween article I refused to write a positive one.
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