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Man, this day just keeps getting better and better. It turns out that Megan Fox isn’t just hot, she’s a real-life lesbian fantasy from Heaven. In addition to admitting to GQ magazine that she once loved a Russian stripper, the Transformers star also has a thing for (her doppleganger) actress, Olivia Wilde–it’s like Megan’s so hot, she just wants to make-out with herself.

Logically, this begs the question, Who would you rather get in the hypothetical sack, Megan or Olivia?

Megan Fox sure is a good sport, isn’t she? Not only is she the hottest woman on the planet, she’s kind enough to take time out of her busy schedule to hike over to GQ and shoot ridiculously sexy pictures for all of us to salivate over. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think she should be nominated for some type of award–the Nobel Peace Prize for hotness, maybe…Oh, and did you know that she once dated a Russian female stripper named Nikita? AND apparently, Olivia Wilde is Megan’s dream-girl…Jesus, this is too much to handle on a Tuesday…

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We all know Megan Fox is hot–hell, she’s the hottest chick we’ve ever laid eyes on. So instead of making you search the Internet endlessly for pictures of this badass brunette beauty, we’ve compiled the Complete Megan Fox Web-Gallery Index, which includes every single Megan Fox photo gallery on the Internet (excluding duplicates). Sure, we could have missed some–we’re only human, you know. (If so, tell us in the comments and we’ll throw it up.)

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Finally! Mega-hottie Megan Fox, who’s only 22-years-old, has called off her engagement with Brian Austin Green, 34, saying she’s too young to settle down.

From HollywoodRag.com:

A source close to the ‘Transformers’ star said: “Megan still cares about
Brian, but she now realizes she’s too young to marry him.”

She reportedly notified her friends and business associates of the news last
week. (more…)

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

Check out the 7 Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns after the jump! (more…)