In the wake of Osi Umenyiora’s season-ending knee surgery, the best news for Giants fans is that Michael Strahan is staying put in retirement.  Why, do you ask?  Because Strahan was a warrior for the Giants over his prolific 15-year career, and he deserves that his final chapter be written with its current fairy tale ending.  He went out healthy, he wen… Click to read more

The Booty Sweat Commercial from Tropic Thunder is hilarious – [NSFW Language]
Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric Are Having Croatian Yacht Sex!
The Nike Burger by Olle Hemmendorff
The Keg Toss is a Crazy New Sport
Christie West… Ouch!
Olympic Announcer Lindsay Czarniak is Hot!
Brett Farve is a Work in Progress
Ellen Married a Pretty Hot Lesbian
Ric… Click to read more

Friday, August 15th
Olivia Munn Breast Massage
Sometimes, life grants you a small pleasure that just makes your day.
But rarely do you get the amazingly awesome, fantastic, supple pleasure of giving Attack of the Show’s Olivia Munn a freakin’ breast massage, like what’s his name gets to do in this snippet of television gold.


The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin
The… Click to read more

No matter how many games he’ll win in the East Rutherford swamp this year, Brett Favre’s majestic career will be forever remembered in the minds of fans with a Packers jersey and a three day old beard. Most people don’t remember, or don’t even know about, his extraordinary collegiate career at Southern Mississippi. Those gloriou… Click to read more

Brett Favre is a New York Jet. Weird to say, right?! I can’t believe it either.
At this moment, one of the hardest items to obtain on the Internet is a customized Brett Favre #4 New York Jets jersey.
Information Week is reporting demand for the elusive jersey has been so strong, the blitz has crashed the New York Jets team store.
If you don’t believe t… Click to read more

Broadway Brett: Jets Land Most Famous Player Since Namath
Philly Restaurant Serves Lion On Menu
Hey Keanu Reeves, Sweet Beard
Miranda Kerr Ralph Magazine Photoshoot
Happy 30th B-day Marisa Miller!
20 Years Of Madden Covers
Is This Photoshopped? You Decide
Jesse Spano Is All Grown Up
7 Scariest Women At The 2008 Olympic Games
Tree Porn!
Finally, A Cure For Pa… Click to read more

Packers Offer Brett Favre $20 Million To Stay Retired
Rihanna’s Tight Miniskirt in NYC
Yummmm… Jessica Alba (From 2 Years Ago!)
8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party
86 % of U.S. Adults Will Be Overweight Or Obese By The Year 2030
Mr. Belding Knows How To F**king Party!
Erin Andrews Works Cubs Clubhouse
Idiot Tries To Bet His Weed In Casino [video]
He Said/She … Click to read more

When a guy like Brett Favre single-handedly brings the Green Bay Packers back to the height of the Lombardi era he probably has a little bit of respect due to him. His love of the game has always interfered with his business sense though, forcing him to think about retirement on and off for years, something Joan Rivers should have done around 1988. The fiasco in G… Click to read more

Brett Favre has ended the speculation. Sports Illustrated is reporting that Favre has decided to retire after having what could be considered a “career year,” in which he broke several NFL records.
FOX Sports first reported Tuesday that the Green Bay Packers quarterback informed the team in the last few days. ESPN.com said that according to F… Click to read more

The Pack attack lost last night, bringing to an end Brett Favre’s fairy-tale season. Game time temps were below freezing, so like most of America I was surprised (and relieved) to see the Green Bay Packers Bikini Girls out in full force.
I guess this weather is normal up in cheese territory and it didn’t phase them. If you want some more info (and pi… Click to read more

With the writers’ strike going on for a veritable eternity, the NFL stepped in to supply us with enough drama and distractions that my girlfriend actually didn’t mind watching SportsCenter. Who was beating a hooker this week? Which QB was impregnating a super model today? What did Jessica Simpson do to fu** up my Fantasy Football team now?
The q… Click to read more

Packer Fan Finds New Use For Classic Cadillac Eldorado [Busted Coverage]
Louise Glover Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]
The Tom Petty Super Bowl song choices [Brahsome]
Shannon Moakler in Maxim Magazine [The Grumpiest]
Top 10 British Hotties of 2007 [Bright Black Internet]
Scientology is funnier than farts and erection jokes… here’s why [… Click to read more

Sitting next to her father and manager Joe Simpson, the Employee of the Month star showed her support for her new beau by sporting a Cowboys jersey with Tony’s #9 — in pink, of course — emblazoned on the front and back. Sadly, having Jess in the stands was not exactly good luck for Tony, who not only lost the game, but also had his worst day ever as a starting quarterb… Click to read more

What happened yesterday in sports news?
Barry Bonds: “Marc Ecko is a stupid idiot.” (Ballsiest)
Andy Pettitte Leads Yanks to 2-1 Win, Yanks Cut AL EAST Lead to 1 1/2 Game (Yanks Talk)
Brett Favre is the leading QB in NFL history. Check out the “Brett Favre Touchdown Database” to get info on every TD this stud has ever thrown. (JSOnlin… Click to read more