Wednesday, July 6th, 2011
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Arizona’s got massive haboobs, the new trailer for the Field of Dreams sequel hit the web, Roy Williams will not be getting his engagement ring back (that he sent in the mail), hot women are willing to get naked if soccer teams win championships, Reese Witherspoon got a WTF tattoo, Facebook’s hooking up with Skype, Brett Favre might be returning to the NFL, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!
Wednesday, March 30th, 2011
By Brad Berreman
In sports, there are many impressive feats worthy of recognition. Titles won, games won, yards accumulated, etc. But perhaps the best accomplishments are those that required consistency over an extensive period of time. Those of us with every day jobs or other obligations can respect these feats, as we know how hard it can be to show up every day, let alone be productive. See our list of the most impressive streaks in sports history and vote for the one you think is most impressive after the jump!
Monday, February 14th, 2011
By COED Staff
Haddaway said it best: “What is love?” We all want to know what love is. All my life, I’ve been trying to harness the power of love. While some may say love stinks, they’ve probably never had a kiss from a rose on the bay. A moment like that can last a lifetime. When a man loves a woman, it can turn into an eternal flame. Sometimes you learn your lesson from real life but you can also learn a whole lot from movies. So, to help you with your romantic endeavors, we’ve pulled love lessons from 14 classic love stories. Can you feel the love? You bet your sweet ass we do. Read more after the jump!
Sunday, January 30th, 2011
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
Back in December, we asked you, Joe G. User, who the worst sportsman of the year was. After a solid two months of voting, we have the answer. I’m kind of surprised at the results. I mean, not even close. Full results from the poll are after the jump along with a bunch of pics of our Worst Sportsman at his worst. Enjoy!
Thursday, January 13th, 2011
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
Today’s WTF news items feature the Germans pointing fingers at the U.S. for causing cuteness, future Hall of Famer Brett Favre’s sister knows how to party, and Tom Hanks’ son gets mad crazy on the microphone. Proving once again that all families are messed up, Read more after the jump!
Monday, January 10th, 2011
By Travis Pulver
If there were anyone with a more tense relationship with his coach and the fan base as Vince Young I would be surprised. Sure, Donovan McNabb’s tumultuous tenure in Philly was bad, but he and Andy Reid were close. Vince, on the other hand, just can’t seem to handle the pressures involved with playing at the NFL level. While McNabb’s at least lead a couple teams to championship games and a Super Bowl, Vince only has 1 Pro Bowl year under his belt and has zero playoff experience. See who we think Vince will play for next season after the jump!
Monday, January 10th, 2011
By COED Staff
I’ll kick this off by saying that, as a lifelong Chicago Bears fan, this is easily one of the most difficult things I’ve ever had to write. But now that it appears his football career is finally headed towards that big Wrangler commercial in the sky, it’s time to come to terms with something I’ve always sort of known but never would have been caught dead admitting—when it comes right down to it, it’s hard to really hate Brett Favre. Excuse me while I go weep for a second. Alright, that was refreshing. Now let’s get to it. Here are five reasons why it’s okay to like Brett Favre, as told by a man who has considered him the bane of my existence for the better part of two decades now.
Thursday, December 30th, 2010
By COED Staff
Saturday Night Live has been in a rut lately. One of their best cast members, Andy Samberg, is under-utilized, Seth Meyers sorely misses Amy Poehler on Weekend Update, Bobby Moynihan is a very poor man’s Chris Farley, Kristen Wiig plays the same character in every skit, and Fred Armisen is around strictly to impersonate Obama. They should really re-n… Click to read more
Wednesday, December 29th, 2010
By COED Staff
Last night I asked our Facebook following who they thought were the top NFL Quarterbacks of all-time. Some of the answers were what I expected, others were not. No, the question wasn’t, “who are the top 3 QB’s of the last five years.” No, the question wasn’t, “who is the best current starting quarterback for the New Orleans Saints who is ripping it up on Monday Night Football right now.”
Wednesday, December 1st, 2010
By David S. London
Drew Brees was recently awarded Sportsman of the Year by Sports Illustrated. Brees not only won a Super Bowl against Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts last February, but has made significant contributions off the field as well. Of course you tend to not hear about it since our sports news off the field typically focurs on DUIs or domestic abuse, a player’s displeasure with their current team, or better yet, where they are taking their “talents.” Brees is a breath of fresh air and we 100% fully endorse SI’s selection. To ensure we have MORE of him and LESS of the other jackasses, we’re doling out “awards” for the Worst Sportsmen of the Year.
Friday, October 29th, 2010
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
For 4 long weeks, the douchiest douches have done battle to see who will reign supreme as the Douche-Off champion. Our friends at Campus Socialite, Bleacher Report, and Douchebag Maneuvers submitted their picks and we have to say we at COED know our douches. They say douches can smell their own kind. Which is bad for us. Check out our countdown to the Douche-Off champion. Who will it be?
Monday, October 25th, 2010
By David S. London
With Brett Favre slowly ‘fessing up to his extramarital affaris with former New York Jets reporter Jenn Sterger, COED decided to write a letter to Brett’s wife Deanna Favre to lend some support. As George Michael once sang, “You Gotta Have Faith.” Place your faith in us, Deanna!
Friday, October 22nd, 2010
By David S. London
Nobody’s perfect. Mistakes are bound to happen and so long as you learn from them, there’s opportunity to grow. As normal citizens, we can usually keep it in house. Professional sports figures, not so much. We glorify these overpaid players and coaches, so naturally when they mess up that’s grounds for us to mock and ridicule them. They may be human… Click to read more
Monday, October 11th, 2010
By David S. London
On Monday Night Football, the majority of viewers will be starving for details on Favre’s sexts with former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger. The question COED has is: Are Brett’s balls big enough to parlay a threesome with Sterger and Azteca TV reporter, Ines Sainz, who was recently harassed by the Jets a few weeks ago.
Friday, October 8th, 2010
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
In this week’s Douche-Off, we wanted to go with douchebaguette Karen Owen, but, upon further review, we’ve all done the same thing – just not in PPT (excellent presentation, btw). So, who did we pick? Read on THEN VOTE, DOUCHES!