Even though going bald in a natural part of life for men (and unfortunate women), these multimillionaire celebrities try to defy their genetics with expensive hair transplant surgeries. But sometimes money can’t solve everything and you’re stuck with hair transplants that make going the toupee route look good. Here are 7 celebrities who should probably get a refund for their plugs…or at the very least invest in a hat.

Daydream on Palm Street starring Rorschach took the top spot at last weekend’s frame while Brendan Fraser’s Hairy Revenge saw a stampede of other releases crush his CGI famcom. This weekend’s new entries include the year’s top-grossing film (called it!), and a whole mess of babies and straight cash, homey. Here’s the rundown unfortunately not starring The Rock…

Yeah, so I guess the new trend is to go from first to fifth? First, it was Clash of the Tittycaca then Kick-Ass followed suit. If you’re a new entry in theaters this weekend, do you even want to be the top grosser? You’re just going to end up at numero cinco the next weekend. But, then again, you’ll most likely return to top dog the following frame. Excuse me while I go vomit. A stomach can only take so much bungee jumping.

Take a minute to think about someone you want to roundhouse kick to the face. I’ll give you a minute- -got it figured out? Good. Now imagine that person in a two hour movie being watched by millions across the world and getting paid $20 million to act like the same jackass that they have been portraying for the past decade. Have I got your blood boiling yet? A… Click to read more

It’s apocalypse time (say, the third major apocalypse film this year) with Legion, starring Paul Bettany as Michael the Archangel who protects a band of people after God becomes fed up with humanity and sends legions of angels to dispose of us. But why protect these people, you (and probably God) might ask.  Well it turns out that an ordinary waitress m… Click to read more