When it comes to women’s clothing, we always have to admire the ability to make something out of (almost) nothing. Think that’s just a bit of string? Wrong! It’s a bikini! Think that’s a bandana? Wrong! It’s a shirt. But perhaps the most impressive bit of improv we’ve seen so far is the belt bra. Impressive, not because of how well it works as a brassier, but how little it leaves to the imagination. Something tells us you’d like to see some examples…

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New Jersey residents aside, few creatures on Earth possess the ability to make complete jackasses of themselves more than young white females. Not that we have anything against them, by any means, but they sure do know how to act like dumbasses. And one of the best examples of this is their proclivity towards “going gangster.” This was a big trend a few years back, but we thought it was worth taking another look. Why? Because it’s f**kin’ funny, ya heard?

(P.S. Just because we said you act like dumbasses doesn’t mean we want to stop hooking up with you. Please don’t think that…)

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It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, people. And that means we should be celebrating the awesomeness of this female feature by helping to find a cure. It also means we should also be helping by looking at as many boobs as possible. Because, let’s face it, there is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath, make your stomach hurt when you catch even a glimpse – the kind of boobs that can both make and ruin your day because of how mind-blowingly awesome they are. But these 52 women have the best boobs on the planet. Care to take a look? Of course you do!

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When it comes to freakish genetic anomalies, you can’t get much more lucky than notoriously flirtatious Czech glamour model, Denise Milani. This uber-sexy brunette stunner sports all-natural G-cups, along with one of the tightest bodies to boot. With these puppies at her disposal, this super-tease now has one of the most popular individual model Sites on the Internet – all without going nude! So to get you fully acclimated with this top-heavy hottie, we’ve pulled together so many Denise Milani pics, you might just OD from too much boobage. Now, that’s the way to die!

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You might find it surprising for COED magazine to ever admit that boobs can be “too big.” It’s just not our style. In fact, our style is exactly the opposite, most of the time. But sometimes, having a hefty chest isn’t all high fives and ice cream. No, for these celebrities, their ample bosoms have been more a hindrance than a blessing. Here are 10 Celebrities Whose Breasts Are Just “Too Big.”

1. Lindsay Lohan: “Too Big To Work”

Film chiefs where not happy with the size of Lindsay Lohans breasts and have reportedly spent $millions on CGI to reduce them for the film Herbie: Fully Loaded.

This could mean that Lindsey might find its harder to gain work in future unless she reduces her assets via surgery.

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2. Dolly Parton: “Nothing But Pain”

Dolly Parton’s breasts are as famous as her country music but she says they cause her nothing but pain. The 62 year old now requires eight weeks of rest to deal with the back pain of carrying these puppies around on tour.

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3. Ulrika Jonsson: “Repulsed By Her Breasts”

Ulrika Jonsson said she was truly repulsed by her breasts during pregnancy, and said that “women with larger breasts, are often subjected to other people judging their character by their body shape.”

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4. Kelly Osbourne: “I Want No Bra”

Kelly Osbourne has been open that she hates her boobs, and that she wants a size B or C so that she wont require a bra. She plans to use breast reduction surgery to achieve her goal of smaller breasts.

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5. Pamela Anderson: “Wants Her Original State”

Admittedly, as attractive as she was before surgery, she would not have become the celebrity icon she is today if it was not for her large implants. However in 1999, the Baywatch star was not happy with her big breasts and chose to remove them so she could go back to her “original state”.”

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6. Jodie Marsh: “Just Plain Disgusting”

If you ask us, it just looks like Jodie Marsh’s implants are too big for her breast and chest wall. It appears that she has very little actual breast tissue, just massive implants. We just think that this is just too fake looking and would propose that she should look to reduce these babies via surgery.

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7. Serena Kozakura: “Too Big To Steal”

This buxom Japanese model found out that her large breasts meant she could not make a career out of burglary. A court found her innocent of a crime after it was proven that she could not squeeze through a window due to the size of her bosom.

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8. Chantelle Houghton: “Second Thoughts About Surgery”

The attractive star of British celebrity big brother – Chanttelle says that she is having second thoughts about cosmetic surgery to increase her chest from a B to a 32E. She told Heat magazine that “I wish I’d never had them done.”

Poor Chantelle now has to visit a doctor twice a week to deal with the back pain of having such heavy implants.

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9. Courtney Love: “Hardening And Ripples”

In case you haven’t been awake since ‘92 , Courtney love was lead singer of the 90’s band Hole and wife of now deceased Kurt Cobain. Whilst at first she was happy with her larger breasts, she later reduced their size due to breast hardening and the appearance of ripples on her boobs.

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10. Chelsea Charms: “11.8kg Per Breast”

To be fair, Chelsea is not much of a celebrity, but she does have a Wikipedia page! Unlike the rest of the celebrities here, Chelsea has used her super large breasts to create a career in the entertainment industry.

Now I don’t know about you, but I think these 10000cc –11.8kg breasts are just too big! Or is “too big” just not in your vocabulary?

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Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they’re in our vicinity. No matter how hard we try, our brain is screaming for us too look down and catch as long a glimpse of those puppies as possible. And when we get a really good look, it can totally make our day. But fellas, beware of the boob stare – these days, somebody probably has a camera pointed right at you…  (more…)

Since we first began our coverage of the 2009 US Open, most of the grunting hotties have been eliminated from the Grand Slam competition. But luckily, there’s still quite a few stunners set to hit the court as they head into the Quarterfinals. First up, Na Li will go up against 2009 heavyweight, Kim Clijster today. And Flavia Pennetta is set to go up against the powerhouse, Serena Williams. Tomorrow, Michelle Oudin takes to the court against super-hottie, Caroline Wozniacki. And finally, Kateryna Bondarenko goes head-to-head with the sexy Yanina Wickmayer.

With tennis at this caliber, the matches are sure to be exciting – for more than the obvious reasons. But to get you pumped up for the on-court action, here are some smokin’ photos of these awesomely talented tennis hotties. (more…)

In the United States, there’s just something about exposed female nipples that sends people into a fit of disgust. Because of this, most of the country’s laws forbid women to display their breasts in public. Even the acceptance of breast feeding out in the open has come under attack.

As you might have guessed, we here at COED think this is a ridiculous form of discrimination against the rights of women to show off their bodies when they want, how they want. It’s called feminism, people! Which is why we’re so excited that today is National Go Topless Day (mildly NSFW )! (more…)