Today is International Waffle Day, so I thought I’d celebrate by showing you some of the more outlandish waffles you can find. Don’t worry though, none of the photos here are of “blue waffle.” I wouldn’t do that to you… Although I’m now admittedly concerned that someone previously unaware of the disease̵… Click to read more

Raekwon might be known as the “Chef,” but this guy Mac Lethal is gunning for his spot. A respected YouTube freestyler, Mac Lethal asked his thousands of fans what they wanted to hear him rap about. “Pancakes” they said, and he delivered with his amazing / hilarious remix titled “Cook With Me Now.” You can blame it on the fact that I haven’t been exclusively listening to rap now, but I feel like these YouTube dudes are better than 95% of the sh*theads I hear on the radio. At least this guy knows who motherf*cking Chuck Testa is. Check out the fastest fat dude you’ve ever seen after the jump!

So this is why I see so many f*cking kids at dubstep and electronic music shows: kids are eating ecstasy for breakfast. C’mon kids, you have to at least have something in your stomach before you go munching on a whole bowl of rolls and womp your training bra off with dancing bears. When I was a kid, my mom used to make me drink soy milk and corn flakes before sending me off to school – this girl just gets right into the real breakfast of champions without a second thought. Maybe we should start giving kids rolls at a young age. It’s obviously not affecting her imagination (she’s dancing with stuffed bears wearing karate belts). Check out the girl with serious holes in her brain after the jump!

Sorry, but that random person drooling on your pillow with their naked ass hanging over the side of your bed needs to be fed. Hey, if you didn’t want to feed them, you should have kicked them out last night when you finished. Whether you actually like the person and want to impress them, or the sex was so bad you need some comfort food to forget it, check out our list of some easy, delicious breakfast recipes after the jump.

New Year’s Eve is the perfect night for getting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaasted. New Year’s Day? Not so much. After running to the bathroom to puke a twice and promising God that you will never drink again if he lets you make it through this pain, you return to your bed and contemplate just what will make this horrible feeling end. Unfortunately, you are fresh out of Vicodin.

Lucky for you, there are other ways to get rid of the spins/headache/dry mouth/sore muscles/anything else that comes along with a hangover (besides the smoky smell in your hair and ugly dude lying next to you).

Summer — a time for barbeques, trips to the beach, and some serious drinking. So where the hell does waking up at the crack of dawn fit in?
Not long ago, 1 p.m. was an acceptable hour for me to drag myself out of bed. My roommate would often upstage my extreme sleeping habits by dozing into the late afternoon. We would shudder collectively at the thought of wa… Click to read more

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and there’s no reason that you should spend it eating nothing but stale cereal and questionably old milk. Learn how to cook a few breakfast basics and you’ll be sure to impress your stomach, as well as your friends. And maybe you’ll even be able to convince that special someone to spend the day in bed with you.

While the one-night stand inevitably an awkward experience in and of itself, there are ways to make sure that the awkwardness of a one-night stand stay at tolerable levels. Here are ten foolproof ways to impress your one-night stand so much that she’ll never look at you and be overcome with a sense of nausea, regret, and embarrassment.

Porn Star and Rock Star not working out? Be The Next Dorm Room Cooking Star with these HOT, and very likely Totally Illegal Guerrilla Cooking Tactics!

One of my favorite things to do during the weekend at college was stumble down to the dining hall after a night of partying and fill a cereal bowl with about 8 different kinds of cereal.
Through blurry vision and a pounding head, I would reach for one “good-for-youâ€? brand (for the base), and then proceed to find every sweet option available, filling my bowl t… Click to read more