OK, as far as I can tell, this is just some regular surveillance footage from an office building, somewhere. And as far as I know, you have to enter a building before you can leave it. But somehow, this dude was able to get in without figuring out how an automatic sliding door works – because he sure as sh*t has no idea how to leave.

Well, school’s over for the year.  You former freshman have moved back in with your parents and secured that summer job and, after the first couple of weeks, have discovered a sad truth: while you’re a college student, summers blow.

You’re working forty hour weeks in menial labor.  None of your college buddies are around anymore.  Your parents don’t seem to appreciate when you show up at your house drunk at 4 a.m.  Your mom still does your laundry, but she’s sharing her car with you, so you have to let her know when you’re going anywhere.  You never thought you’d ask this, but: is it September yet?

You call up the ever-dwindling number of people you still talk to from high school and see what they want to do, and at some point, somebody suggests going to the bar — you know, that crap-tastic small town dive bar filled with locals.  Sure, why not?  When you walk in, here’s what you can expect to find: (more…)

For most people, most days go according to plan – you get up, go to work, do some mindless crap, come home, eat dinner, drink, wack-off to Internet porn and go to bed. But sometimes, this happens.

If you’re a dude, the odds are decent that – from time to time – your room looks sloppier than Britney Spears after a weekend binger. It is nothing to be ashamed of! Like peeing the bed after a twelve hour sloshfest, being messy is a completely natural part of college manhood.

This is the very reason COED has joined up with BREAK and MGM’s “College”; to celebrate the times when your room is so trashed, you can’t even get the drunk Chi Omega chick to come into your room with you. Turn that frown upside down you messy little bastard! These are dark times for sure, but what if you could get $5000 just for being a slob?!

Follow the easy steps below and you could be on your way to your own college stimulus package:

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Sometimes, regular sized baseballs and bats just won’t cut it. You’ve got to up the ante, take things to a higher level, and replace those old balls and bats with giant exercise balls and trash cans. It makes perfect sense, if you think about it…

Some Canadian Global news reporter thinks the bottom of a sledding hill is a great place to do his broadcast. He was wrong.

This super hot webcam girl is giving us a little dance, and it’s great from start to finish. Now watch the video and see if you can spot the bizarre twist.

Today, Friday March 14th is Steak and BJ Day, a man’s answer to Valentine’s Day.

Watch the following Break.com video to get a full explanation on what Steak and BJ Day is all about.

Life affirming:

Girlfriends are a dime a dozen but a good Bro can be impossible to replace. Finally, a website that tackles this often ignored dilemma.