Brazil’s been known to pump out a hottie or two thousand. Just take a look at their grid girls, “Summer Girls“, and Axe Angels. If that’s enough, it’s also the homeland of Mrs. Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen. Oh, and they gave us the Brazilian wax. Painful for chicks, awesome for dudes. Brazilian girls are known for their backsides, so with beach season in full effect, we’ve accumulated the sexiest Brazilian beach bums. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump.

Garota Verao (translation: “Summer Girl”) is the annual beauty contest held every summer in Rio Grande do Sul and Santa Catarina. Past winners have gone on to become Miss Brazil, Miss Universe, or Miss Earth, so you know the talent is Grade A. Hey, if you can put up with the random muggings at knifepoint and hookers harassing you for dough at clubs, we highly suggest moving to Brazil. In the meantime, take a look at pics from the pageant after the jump.

With Fast Five racing into theaters on Friday, it’s important to note just how flabbergasted we are that the franchise has made it this far. It’s truly a testament to how INSANE tuners and modheads are. We think they do it for the chicks. Grid Girls love the thrill of street racing at high speeds. Probably the hottest of all grid girls are the Brazilians. Grid girls have great glutes and Brazilians are known for their butts, so you can imagine how tight the Brazilian Grid Girls are. Actually, don’t imagine, just check out our photo gallery after the jump!

Color us shocked because we’re absolutely amazed that the number one soccer team in the world, Brazil, just lost in the quarter finals. Not only were their players insanely good, but they’re sexy soccer underboob photos blew us away. I mean we were rooting for them before there were even 168 booty-ful reasons to root for Brazil.

Brazil’s soccer team is ranked #1 in the world and we’re rooting for them to win again in their match against Côte d’Ivoire on Sunday. Not just because they deserve to win, but also because it gives us another wonderful opportunity to check out the country’s best ass-ets (and we’re not talking about Kaka or Ronaldino… nudge, nudge, wink, wink). And if you’re thinking about cheering for the other team, well think again because we’re giving you 168 bootyiful reasons to root for Brazil.

We’re all a little sad that the Olympic Committee bypassed Chicago for the 2016 Summer Games. But bygones are bygones, and it’s time to move on to bigger and better things – like all the glorious Brazilian booty to gaze upon with the Games going to Rio de Janeiro! To help you get over your Olympic melancholy, we’ve put together an excellent…