If I was to ask you what country is known for their butts, what would your guess be? Nevermind, I’ll tell you. Brazil, hands down. Now what if I was to tell you that there was a competition for (wait for it) the best butt in Brazil? Would that be something you might be interested in? Yeah, I thought so. Well it’s called the Miss BumBum Brazil pageant, and (in the same light that the NBA’s MVP can consider themselves the world’s best basketball player) the winner is officially the most a**tastic woman in the world. You can check out all the competitors in all their onion-booty glory after the jump.

Last night, the US Men’s National soccer team beat Panama to return to the CONCACAF Gold Cup Finals. They will face Mexico on Saturday, June 25th in the Rose Bowl. Many of you might not plan on watching the game at 9 P.M. EST, but we at COED are big soccer fans so we came up with a little big something you’ll get a kick out of. We’ve compiled the ultimate All-Star squad of sexy soccer under-boobs. Their ability to take balls off their chest is second-to-none. Check out the pics after the jump.

Garota Verao (translation: “Summer Girl”) is the annual beauty contest held every summer in Rio Grande do Sul and Santa Catarina. Past winners have gone on to become Miss Brazil, Miss Universe, or Miss Earth, so you know the talent is Grade A. Hey, if you can put up with the random muggings at knifepoint and hookers harassing you for dough at clubs, we highly suggest moving to Brazil. In the meantime, take a look at pics from the pageant after the jump.

This 27 year old Brazilian model known for her work with Guess?, Victoria’s Secret, and Chanel has appeared in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue 7 times. She was named one of FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women in the World” in 2006 and appears in the 2010 Pirelli Calendar photographed by Terry Richardson. Recently, pics from her photo shoot for Italy’s Jack magazine hit the ‘net and though all her features are superhuman hot, we can’t get enough of her Beatrizzling Barreasts. That’s why we’ve put together this tribute that will have you taking a stroll down mammary lane.

With Fast Five racing into theaters on Friday, it’s important to note just how flabbergasted we are that the franchise has made it this far. It’s truly a testament to how INSANE tuners and modheads are. We think they do it for the chicks. Grid Girls love the thrill of street racing at high speeds. Probably the hottest of all grid girls are the Brazilians. Grid girls have great glutes and Brazilians are known for their butts, so you can imagine how tight the Brazilian Grid Girls are. Actually, don’t imagine, just check out our photo gallery after the jump!

Previously, we showed you what women will do for beads (hint: it involves nipples). Today, we focus our attention on a different part of the body to celebrate Mardi Gras and Carnival – the butt. Since we’re finally at the tail end of the sinning season, what would be more appropriate than fawning over the very finest of fannies from Brazil and Rio de Janeiro? To celebrate, we’ve pulled together a plethora of pics featuring robust rumps from the fleshy festivities. They’ll have you singing, “Back that ass up!” See the pics after the jump!

Well Brazil took a beatdown today in the World Cup quarterfinals when the Netherlands surprised everyone with a 2-1 upset over the tourney’s favorite . But we’re willing to give the number one team a second chance to prove that they’re the true winners by putting their sexiest models up against the Netherlands’ sexiest models. And while the competition is going to get intense, we’re pretty sure this showdown will make up for the upset today.

Color us shocked because we’re absolutely amazed that the number one soccer team in the world, Brazil, just lost in the quarter finals. Not only were their players insanely good, but they’re sexy soccer underboob photos blew us away. I mean we were rooting for them before there were even 168 booty-ful reasons to root for Brazil.

Summer is all about going to the extreme. Whether you’re spending all day on the beach without sunscreen or you’re skipping work for the World Cup, you’re making sure every moment counts. That’s why we’re taking the time to go to the extreme by compiling every soccer related underboob photo we could find. And since it’s an overdose, we’re even throwing in a few “non-World Cup related” underboobs (200 hundred) just to make sure you get extra high.

Whats the difference between a fair-weather fan and a devoted fan? A devoted fan will do whatever it takes to ensure that her team wins. And in Brazil that means donning a Brazilian Soccer Team Uniform and showing off just enough underboob to inspire a huge World Cup win. Because nothing inspires goal after goal like knowing that your sexy superfans left their bras at home.

Brazil’s soccer team is ranked #1 in the world and we’re rooting for them to win again in their match against Côte d’Ivoire on Sunday. Not just because they deserve to win, but also because it gives us another wonderful opportunity to check out the country’s best ass-ets (and we’re not talking about Kaka or Ronaldino… nudge, nudge, wink, wink). And if you’re thinking about cheering for the other team, well think again because we’re giving you 168 bootyiful reasons to root for Brazil.

We’re so excited for the World Cup games to start that we’re already blogging from our favorite soccer bar. But before the games kick-off, we thought it would be important to review some of the assentials of the World Cup. Because nothing says you love international sports like being able to pick out the super sexy fan’s nationalities by starring at their asses.

We’re all a little sad that the Olympic Committee bypassed Chicago for the 2016 Summer Games. But bygones are bygones, and it’s time to move on to bigger and better things – like all the glorious Brazilian booty to gaze upon with the Games going to Rio de Janeiro! To help you get over your Olympic melancholy, we’ve put together an excellent…