In today’s edition of “Wrap It Up”, DADT was officially repealed, Conan got caught eye-f*cking Nicole Scherzinger’s tater tots, the most miserable cities and the fattest states got called out, Lindsay Lohan made out with her mom, Mike Tyson broke Steve-O’s nose, a couple porn stars hope to start a gaming site, North Korea party rocked, Vernon Wells created a meme, Playboy’s Jo Garcia put the joy in joystick, and breasts were slapped. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

As the summer season winds to an end, so do the summer shows. Last night (Sunday, 9/11) marked the series finale of Entourage and the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm. As you can see from the video below, Larry likes to pass the time by drawing Hitler mustaches on people, just to see what it would look like. Now, he’s not a Nazi supporter, and neither are we, but there’s something comical about seeing your favorite celebrity sporting the iconic lip fuhrer… sorry, fur. Try not to laugh as you hail our controversial photo gallery after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, PETA’s starting its own porn site, the Raiders selected Terrelle Pryor in the supplemental draft, Raiders fans brawled with 49ers followers, Brad Pitt’s assistant is super hot, Joe Namath loves wet cheerleaders, freshman move-in day at Penn State looks fun, the world’s fastest electric car torches a Maserati, Bruce Wayne has some fun with a telemarketer, Andy Levy apologizes to Chris Brown, marriage makes women fat, alligator-chickens and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

I was having a pretty crappy day because of my hangover and then I got hit with this depressing curveball: According to Us Magazine, Angelina and Brad Pitt are going to get married sometime within the next few months. Now that the whole we’re-not-going-to-get-married-until-gays-can-get-married-too shtick is up, they’re finally capitulating.
Until today, I thought I had an honest-to-god chance that maybe I’d be able to able to hit that. She seems like the crazy, quirky type that might be down for a one-night romp that only a blogger could provide. Now, I’ll just have to be content looking at photos of her. They are good photos though, check them out below.

• Don’t hog the dance circle and don’t pick on the HUGE dude (Barstool Sports)
• Kate Upton Gets Bodypainted, No Need for Any More Words (Hollywood Tuna)
• Kayaking Waterfalls at Night (Heavy)
• January Jones of X-Men First Class (Maxim)
• Dexter Doesn’t Like Renting Out ‘Certain’ Pornography (CollegeHumor)
• These Kids Can Jam (theChive)
• Christina Hendricks and Her Natural Breasts Beauty (Guyism)

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• The Video That Made Zahia Dehar Famous
• First Man to Fly Across the Grand Canyon
• Lady Gaga wore dildo shoes on American Idol
• Jay Mariotti Shows Us His Best Prison Bitch Faces
• Top 15 Judd Apatow Movies Barstool Edition
• 12 Awful NHL Playoff Beards
• Maxim’s Hot 100 Party Pictures

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It’s prom season, y’all. You know what that means – horrible bronzing, butchered hair cuts, super fake eyelashes, ghetto fabulous dresses, and those boss tuxedos from Dumb & Dumber. If you’ve ever hung out with a girl you know about Us magazine and their feature called, “Celebs – just like us!”, which drives regular Joes like us f***ing insane. Why chicks like seeing pics of celebs doing normal every day sh*t is beyond me. Anyway, turns out celebrities ALSO WENT TO PROM JUST LIKE US!!!! OMG!!! WTF!1!1!1!1 Some of these pics are pretty hilarious. So, I guess now we can finally put those rumors of celebrities being genetically engineered super robot aliens to rest. See the gallery after the jump!

Back in November, various media outlets reported Julia Roberts made $1.5 million to appear in Lavazza ad. She did not have to speak. She only had to smile and wink. You know there is good money to be made if even Saint Brangelina is not immune (Angelina shilled for Shiseido in Japan and Brad’s efforts can be seen below). More often than not celebrities will shill abroad. And while it can be argued whether or not it makes financial sense for the advertisers to hand over so much cash for celebrities, they are still willing to fork it over (not sans insurance natch, you never know when you have next Tiger Woods or Wayne Rooney on your hands). Meanwhile we can get a few giggles out of latest celebrity endorsements.

COED’s Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 hailed the film adaptation of “Arrested Development” as the most eagerly awaited release for this past year. So, what makes us want to see a movie? It could be our admiration for certain actors or directors, or it could be as simple as a bad-ass poster or tagline. Whatever the case may be, we’ve combed Variety’s Film Release Chart for the movies releasing in 2011 that could be on your “Best Of” list come this time next year. Without further ado, COED presents our list of the Most Anticipated Movies of 2011. See the full list after the jump!

Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

Christopher Nolan’s Inception is one of my favorite mindf**k movies ever. When it comes to mindf**k movies, forget going to the bathroom, forget going to the kitchen, a mindf**k movie makes you pay attention and it makes you forget there’s such a thing as a fast forward button. It can be any genre but every mindf**k movie has one common denominator – it will make you scratch your head and think WTF just happened here? Here is our list of some of our favorite mindf**k movies

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s new movie “Faster” released in theaters last week. Many people know that Dwayne was a huge WWF / WWE superstar before breaking into the world of cinema, however, few know that he was a college football standout at the University of Miami where he played defensive line. His injury allowed future N… Click to read more

The Next Three Days came out this past weekend. The film stars Elizabeth Banks as a woman accused of murder. Her husband, played by Russell Crowe, attempts to clear her name. The thriller got us thrilled about all the crazy wives and girlfriends who could potentially murder someone, whether it be their mate, their extramarital date, or Jon and Kate Plus 8. Sure, we all get upset at our significant others once in a while and maybe we even fantasize about doin’ some damage but a lil’ thing called reason comes into our head and we chill the F out. We’re not so sure the same would happen for these wild WAGs.

Saw 3d topped the competish last weekend pulling in $22 mil and averaging $8k per screen. Please don’t make 7 more. Just… don’t. The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest almost cracked the top 10, which is impressive considering it only played on 154 screens. This weekend’s entries feature a masturbating dog, a dumb hiker, a villain turned hero, a law breaking sheriff, black chicks, and hilarious suicide bombers. Celebrate Lil Wayne’s release from jail with some movie previews!

Face it…it’s a Brangelina world and we’re all just lucky enough to be breathing the same air as them. And now as Angelina’s new movie Salt is about to premiere, we here at COED thought it only appropriate to celebrate this occasion the best way we know how. Yep, that’s right. We’re listing everyone that Angelina has ever brought into her bedroom. We’re talking men, we’re talking women, and according to rumors, we’re also talking about her brother?