Just because we’re not a soccer nation, doesn’t mean our team doesn’t know how to kick some international soccer ass. We made quite the impression on Europe when we beat Spain during the semi-finals of the 2009 Confederation’s Cup and we’re prepared to it again during the World Cup. We’re here to help you stay up to date on all the action by generously providing you with all your favorite player’s Twitter handles.

After beating Spain in the semi-finals of the 2009 Confederation’s Cup – one of the biggest upsets in recent soccer history – the United States is headed for the Finals against powerhouse team, Brazil (who whooped the US’s ass 0-3 earlier in the Cup). To keep you up to date on all the behind-the-scenes soccer action, here are the Twitter pages for some of the stars of the American team.