August 5th is National Underwear Day. When we look back at the evolution of both men’s and women’s underwear, we’re amazed at the progress chicks have made while dudes are forever stuck with boxers or briefs. Just about all men’s undies look dynamite on women. Not so much the other way around. If you’ve ever seen our comprehensive guide to bikinis, you know exactly what’s in store and while we prefer girls go commando, we thought we’d pay our respects to the thin line between our wangs and her goods with a guide to women’s underwear. Check it out then vote for your favorite after the jump. (NOTE: Granny Panties not included, this ain’t no retirement home)

Newspaper? What’s a newspaper? Seems if you want fast, hard-hitting, breaking news, you needn’t go further than your local laptop and visit Twitter. Sure, a lot of sources are wildly inaccurate or untrustworthy, but sometimes you discover gems like this: April 29th is “Boy Shorts Appreciation Day“. You’d think this was strictly a dude’s brainchild, but the ladies are lovin’ it. It even got a celebrity endorsement from Cedric the Entertainer. To honor this blessed day, we’ve sewn together this photo gallery of fine backsides in boy shorts. Now, can we officially change their name to “booty shorts”? Jeez.

The hotter the weather, the shorter the skirt…or so Al Roker always says. And in honor of this summer’s record breaking heat, we’re pulling out record breaking short mini-skirts. We’re talking skirts so short that you’re going to get flashbacks to our tribute to the glorious underbutt. So pull up your chair real close to your screen because you’re going to have a rough time seeing the actual skirt.

You don’t have to be a car mechanic to understand that car washes are much more efficient when the women are wearing very little clothing. It’s just simple science. So in honor of providing you with a quick science lesson on this steamy summer day, we’re providing you with some visual evidence that we’ve so appropriately and academ… Click to read more

We pride ourselves on always being one step ahead of what’s sexy. We were showing you underboob while everyone else was still on sideboob. We brought you Sweet Ass Tuesdays when everyone else still humming the “Thong Song“. We gave you hair bras while everyone else was still figuring out how a bra works. And today we’re proud to once again bring you the latest and greatest phenomenon in Hottness. We present you with a tribute to the glorious underbutt.