Boyfriends and girlfriends have lie to each other. That’s just a cold, hard fact. There are times when telling the truth will only lead to a Hollywood-esuqe break-up, so why not avoid that whenever possible? Women aren’t going to lie often and not on a whim, but only in certain circumstances where telling the truth would only get sticky. So here you are guys – the few times when a girl is going to lie straight to your face!

So you’ve cleared your entire schedule in case she calls on Friday night? You let her decide where every date is because you don’t care what you’re doing as long as you’re with her? You’re also around her place so often her roommate is starting to mistake you for – you guessed it – her doormat. Take it from me, there’s nothing sexy about something you’d rub your shoes on; in fact, women like guys who have an opinion and some direction. So pick yourself up off of the floor and follow these five rules to take the power back in your relationships!

You wake up a little hungover Sunday morning, only to turn over and see an unfamiliar face. Slowly you remember that face laughing and hanging on your every word last night. She’s cute, and you think she was funny, and she’s got a smile you clearly fell for. Though forming a relationship after a one-night stand isn’t exactly common, it’s not unheard of.

Boyfriends and girlfriends have lie to each other. That’s just a cold, hard fact. There are times when telling the truth will only lead to a Hollywood-esuqe break-up, so why not avoid that whenever possible? Women aren’t going to lie often and not on a whim, but only in certain circumstances where telling the truth would only get sticky. So here you are guys – the few times when I am almost definitely going to lie straight to your face!

Everyone knows the modern relationship can be complicated territory. If you’re wondering why some women refuse to abide by the third date rule…maybe it’s one of these 200+ reasons why women have (or don’t have) sex. Or maybe you’re in an LDR and that’s why you’re not getting any from anyone. Seems to me like it’s time to spice things up with a little phone sex.

When the news broke recently that Ann Coulter had been dumped by her boyfriend, whose body she apparently hasn’t had a chance to eat yet, word quickly spread through the pickup artist community that a new top prize was loose on the field. You see, Ann is to pickup artists what ten point bucks are to hunters. She is their Moby Dick.

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Meeting your girl’s parents can go wrong in so many ways, it seems hard to miss the mark. But basically, if you act like you do normally, you’re probably going to come off as a douchebag. Instead, think of it as a job interview – but the goal is to make th… Click to read more

Holy pole vaulting Jesus! Stop what you’re doing. Hold the phone. Whatever – your day is about to get a billion percent better: we’ve got over 100 never-before-seen Allison Stokke photos for your viewing pleasure! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we’ve compiled every single photo of this University of California pole vau… Click to read more

Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in the 70’s before STDs existed. They are alive and well today. And I’m here to explain some of the pros and cons of such a relationship for those of you who may be interested in giving it a try, or who want your friend to give it a try so you can get with his girlfri… Click to read more

I was a bit late when it came to losing my V-Card. Almost every one of my friends handed that thing in long (and I mean looong) before me. It wasn’t that I was waiting for loooooove, or saving myself for marriage; it was just that I had never had a boyfriend and wasn’t ready to give it up to some rando from a frat party.
I wasn’t all loud-and-proud about my virgin status… Click to read more

Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.
No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if y… Click to read more

At the gym this morning I caught a segment on some talk show about cheating. Basically, the show was about agencies that helped people find out if their mate was cheating on them, and if such spy agencies were even ethical.
One of the panelists on the show was “relationship expertâ€? and author Steve Santagati, a “former model and bad boyâ€? who penned The M… Click to read more

Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club in Florida gives away complimentary flu-shots and free lunch to the elderly. No word on worthwhile benefits for pervy middle-age guys, though. (WESH)
I won’t even attempt to divulge any thoughts on this real-life space opera. (Pravda)
Woman murders her boyfriend when she found his porn stash. Let this be a le… Click to read more

Nude burglar breaks in Nic Cage’s house, dons his national treasure. (Yahoo)
The smoke from a restaurant’s Chili sauce causes panic in the streets. (Times Online)
John Walters from the Office of National Drug Control Policy claims “success” in the War on Drugs. Not according to my bong… (BBC News)
Man attempting to kill a w… Click to read more

Everybody likes sex.
Unless it’s sex you’re not involved in, coming from the bed on the other side of the room. At 3 A.M. When you’ve got a test in 5 hours.
One of the most annoying (and sometimes, horrifying) aspects of going to college is the roommate’s not-so-silent sex fest.
It happens to almost everyone; you don’t know your roommate that wel… Click to read more