Believe it or not, spring is right around the corner. Hell, some of you lucky bastards are partying it up on spring break as we speak. So to prepare you for the skintastic goodness of the warmer months of the year, we’ve put together the comprehensive bikini guide, giving you an educated look at this year’s hottest bods! There’s a whopping 14 of these bad boys, from the classic to the crazy, so get ready to pick your new favorite piece of swimwear. (more…)

In the 90s, the thong was queen of women’s underwear. Nobody could get enough. There was a freakin’ Top 10 song about it, for f**k’s sake! But today, the boy shorts are king. These simple, non-wedgie-giving panties somehow magically transform any butt into a world-class ass. So to show our support of this fantastic undergarment, we’ve compiled the hottest pictures of boy shorts we could find. Gentlemen, we present to you Booty-ful Boy Short Babes!

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Society has been telling women for years that the sexiest thing to sport under just about anything is a thong. But what do guys really think? What do they really want to see when they shimmy that girl out of her newest pair of skinnies? Or, do they even really care? I mean…they got our pants off. Isn’t that enough?

He Said:
Guys don’t really know much about women’s underwear past “This type gives me a boner, that type doesn’t.” When you’re in high school (or from Long Island), thongs are the best thing this side of Steak and a Blow Job Day–mainly because the tops of thongs usually pop up above girls’ pants, drawing our eyes and attention directly to the butt part of the body, flooding our imaginations with arrest-worthy thoughts.

Still, some (adult) dudes will tell you they like the thong best–on certain girls. But nowadays, it’s all about the boy-shorts. These fantastic bottoms create a magical under-ass area that does wonders for a man’s mood–if you’re depressed, just ask your girl to throw on a pair, you’ll see what I mean. They look good on girls of all shapes and sizes, are nice to touch when we’re fooling around, and are perfect attire for the WiiFit. Ladies, if you only have one type of underwear (which you don’t), make it boy-shorts–we’ll never complain. (more…)