The office holiday party was originally intended to reward employees for a year of hard work, or to distract them from the fact no one’s getting a cash bonus. Since most people can see through this little ploy by upper management, it’s gone from an evening brimming with holiday cheer to a boozy night overflowing with alcohol-fueled antics. So, if you had a little too much fun at your company holiday party this year, here are some tell-tale signs that perhaps you should seek work elsewhere now, or enter witness protection.

As the saying goes, “open mouth, insert foot.” If you’re lucky enough to land a job or internship in this economy, the last thing you would want to do is blow it on the first day. Read this list so you know what not to say on your first day of work.

Go figure: you’ve spent your entire life alone only to discover the girl of your dreams at the next desk of your new job. And beyond all probability, she likes you back. Too bad the corporate ladder consists of parallel rungs; you’ll never find an intersection as long as the rule book exists. How do you woo her despite all odds, defy the man, and live happily ever after?

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Though we’ve all heard that there are future employers, spouses, and murderers who are going to look us up on Facebook to stalk our past indiscretions, how many of us can truly say that our Facebooks are rated PG? While I remember myself painstakingly deleting every picture with the slightest reference of alcohol before I entered college…

I work in a sh*t-hole on the verge of bankruptcy, and I love it. I’m currently employed by a locally owned sandwich shop/late night drunk food emporium. If it’s 2:30 in the morning, you’re hammered and you need a hot dog that’s been warming on rollers for three hours we’ve got you covered. I make just above minimum wage, but for the work I do it’s almost robbery. Al… Click to read more

Dorm living always brings along one of those douchy cheeseballs who finds motivation in hanging an inspirational poster on their wall.
Winners (Three dudes running in the sun rise): While most are dreaming of success, winners wake-up and work hard to achieve it.
Integrity (Waves crashing on a rocky beach): Integrity comes when character is tested; keep tr… Click to read more