If there was a gun to my head, I’d say the Hoff is right up there with some of the greatest men int he history of the world. He has significantly changed the way in which we live our everyday lives. And since he got ripped a new pooper on his Comedy Central Roast, let me show you just why the Hoff has made life so awesome.

Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there’s something in it.
The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.
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