Hell yes, it’s time to do some drinkin’! You’re showered, dressed to the nines and you’ve got zero responsibilities before 2PM the next day. But before you start downing pints, it might be a good idea to get a little preview of what you’re alcoholic evening is going to look like. Here we’ve detailed the five stages of a drunken night, and needless to say, it doesn’t end pretty. But so what? You’re drunk!

Prepare to have your mind blow: According to a new study, beer hydrates better than water! You heard that right – beer, glorious beer, is better at rehydrating the body than water. But how could that be, you ask, when the main thing we’ve been told about the consequences of drinking is that it dehydrates you – the primary source of that pounding headache and wretched nausea? Here’s how…

When talking about olden times, people often fail to mention that at the time, people apparently did tons of hardcore drugs. But it’s not like they could help it – everything from booze to pot to heroin to Quaaludes were the special ingredients in everyday remedies. Seriously – the whole thing was like a g*ddamn Phish concert.

Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo – and anyone with access to alcohol is going to be celebrating the beautiful tradition of getting wasted off their ass, Mexico-style. So to give you an idea of what you’re in for, we’re re-posting my first-hand experience with the joys hazards of downing a little too much of the Mexican liquor…

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: You people love to party. OK, that’s no surprise. But how you party has been a mystery to the world at large, until now. The good men at Asylum.com have taken up the noble task of polling party-goers to find out exactly how you sons-of-bitches tick. And now, with over 83,000 votes cast, the mysteries have been solved…

Like clothes, jobs, favorite movies and whether or not you voted for George W. Bush, the type of cocktail a person drinks says a lot more about a person than you might think. Fortunately, the lovely Dr. Jackie Black has laid out the lowdown on what a girl’s drink of choice says about her. Read and learn… and then drink.

Nothing accompanies a night of copious drinking like a good prop – and what better prop than a freakin’ Viking horn beer bong?! (Hint: There isn’t one.) With this sweet accessory, instead of just being some pu$$y college kid at a party, you’re magically transformed into a pillaging tyrant of the open seas.

Playboy has scoured America high and low leaving no saloon or tavern untouched to produce the definitive list of 2008′s 10 Greatest American Dive Bars.
In this list you’ll find “regional hot spots in unlikely locales, from a hole in the wall in San Francisco to a busting Nashville landmark.” Even though you’re more likely t… Click to read more

Mastering the art of beer funneling is an absolute must for any true weekend warrior.
If you have built up such a high tolerance to alcohol that it takes twelve beers to get your buzz on then you are ready to transition from beer drinker to beer bong extraordinaire.
Here are a few tips and tricks of the trade to get you ready for the best night of drinking and quite po… Click to read more

With our economy in a clockwise spin down the sh*tter the depressing fact is that many of you will have a difficult time finding work come graduation day.
What’s a guy to do?
Well, in the meantime you can work your butt off interning, building a contact list, maintaining a high GPA, keeping the resume in tip-top shape and praying or you can make the easy dec… Click to read more

Golf legend Arnold Palmer’s drink of choice is a half iced tea/half lemonade concoction that bares his name. There’s nothing better than an ice cold Arnie to chill you out on a hot afternoon. One thing I never thought about doing was adding alcohol to the drink – it would make the perfect triple threat.
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It’s back-to-school time, and you know what that means–awesome parties, hot chicks and lots and lots of beer. Sure, college is supposed to be about studying and bettering yourself. But that’s only half of it. To prepare you for the forgotten drunken wonderful nights you’re about to endure, we’ve put together the quintess… Click to read more

Ever go to an event (like church) that seems like it would be bearable if only you could get totally F’ing plastered? Well now you can, with this clever cell phone flask, available for 14 bucks on Amazon.com.
The best part is not only its ability to allow you to drink anytime you please, if someone catches you liquoring-up (out of your phone, no less), they… Click to read more

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.
Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s &#… Click to read more

The Boston Celtics Got F—’n Drunk Last Night
A Mix Tape of the Most Musically Inept Actors
Nikki Griffin: A New American Smokeshow…
Boston Celtics’ Hooligans Smash Windows For Fun
Awesome Treadmill Ownage
The Life of a College Cocktease…
Songs You Should Never Hear At A Bar
Rihanna and Taylor Swift… mmmm!
They Just Laugh
No… Click to read more