Last week, we showed you a very cute and cuddly edition of Demotivational Thursday, “They See Me Rollin’ Dogs”. This week, we got BACK… to basics with a gallery of demotivational posters featuring epic booty. I don’t know why but when I look at these I start singing Bubba Sparxxx, “Miss New Booty.” Try to get it out of your head as you peep these epic dumpers after the jump.

Watching chicks play sports is pretty painful, unless they’re wearing underwear and beating each other up. That’s why we love the Lingerie Football League – they know exactly what their audience wants. I know that sometimes watching girls throw an oblong ball can be a little difficult, but that’s why we’re focusing on what you really wanna see. We’ve pulled together three awesome galleries: greatest butts in the league, the girls of the Seattle Mist, and the girls of the San Diego Seduction. Check out the athletic hotties below.

What is our obsession with Daisy Dukes? Why do so many of us care about jean shorts? It began in 1979 when a beautiful brunette named Catherine Bach entered our world as Daisy Duke on the television show Dukes of Hazzard. Since that moment in time, we have all become overjoyed at the sight of a sexy woman dressed in the famous short shorts. The Daisy Dukes look is se… Click to read more

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See more links after the jump!

If you’re like us, you absolutely detest the halftime shows at the Super Bowl. Ever since Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” in 2004, the NFL has rolled out tame act after tame act with the exception of The Boss boss-cocking the world and Prince’s phallic guitar making everyone wet. Since the Black Eyes Peas are due to perform, we can’t say we’re expecting much. Sure, Fergie could pee her pants again, but it can’t compare to hot chicks in lingerie. So, why not tune in to the Lingerie Bowl? It’s the next big thing to Lingerie Day. We just wish Danielle Lloyd, Candice Swanpoel, Sara Jean Underwood and Rosie Jones were playing. Get pumped with this photo gallery of fine backsides from the Lingerie Football League.

When snowpocalypse is driving you insane, you try to conjure warm, happy thoughts. Nothing invokes those better than Reef Girls and their ridiculously beautiful butts. Though the 2011 Miss Reef calendar released in late October and the FIRST EVER World Miss Reef Hawaiian Pro Contest happened before Thanksgiving, Miss Reefs are needed now more than ever. In this photo gallery, you’ll see World Miss Reef contestants from Peru, Argentina, The Netherlands, Indonesia, Barbados, Israel, United States, and Miss Reef Panama, Betzaida Herrera who took home $5,000, a spot in the 2012 Miss Reef Calendar, and the crown. Hurry up, Summer!

Popoholic put together a list of their 10 most shwingtastic celebrity babes of 2010 and sure, you could quickly glance at the list OR we could turn this into a game! I like the game better. We picked out 6 favorite booties from the list and zoooooomed up. Check out the picture, take a guess who you think it is and click the link for the answer. To see the complete list click here.

No matter what kind of man you are, it’s impossible to deny the awesomeness that is the tight jeans and G-string combo. They go together like peaches and cream, whiskey and cigarettes, blow jobs and… more blow jobs. Often called a “whale tail,” this female apparel phenomenon seems to usually happen to girls who have fake tans and tr… Click to read more

Everybody has their own fantasy, their own mood-lighting, their preferred music – when it comes to the sexual encounter, there are infinite ways women get their libido up and running. But apparently, according to an iVillage poll, there’s one position that ranks high above the rest – and it’s very surprising.

Fat kids aren’t the only people who love cake. Looking at these scrumptious vixens play with cake is enough give any healthy guy a cupcake fetish. Check out these tasty babes getting their sweet tooth satisfied.

What is essential in life? Conan the Barbarian might say it’s, “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” While we’re keen on crushing enemies, we’d rather not hear crying women. Instead, we’d like to stare at their BEE-hinds. Previously, we’ve featured the “ass-entials” of volleyball vixens and girls who know how to work the pole. Now, with the fourth game of the Lingerie Football League (“LFL”) set to take place tonight between the Tampa Breeze and the Orlando Fantasy, we mount our steeds, unsheath our swords and ride into the Assentials of the LFL. Join us, won’t you?

It’s a great day for fans of the Lingerie Football League. In addition to releasing the rosters for the 10 teams of the 2010 season, the sexiest league in football has announced the 2010 All Fantasy Team. In typical LFL fashion, these girls are as sexy as they are tough. We’re just a little sad not to see our two favorite Nikis in the line-up.

The hotter the weather, the shorter the skirt…or so Al Roker always says. And in honor of this summer’s record breaking heat, we’re pulling out record breaking short mini-skirts. We’re talking skirts so short that you’re going to get flashbacks to our tribute to the glorious underbutt. So pull up your chair real close to your screen because you’re going to have a rough time seeing the actual skirt.