July 11th or 7/11 is a very special day for those of us who are into brainfreeze because 7-Eleven is offering a free 7.11 ounce cup of Slurpee. To get you in the mood for complimentary fish-faced suckage, we’ve compiled a list of fictional drinks we’d like to see in 7-Eleven along with some fun facts and and a comprehensive list of flavors offered. Check ‘em out after the jump and let us know which fictional drink and slurpee flavor are your favorites.

We do not always get the best wingman. But, just for the hell of it, imagine that we did get the wingman that we deserve. Imagine that things could happen like they do in the movies. Hell, I would be lying if I told you that I never imagined any one of the following movie characters stepping in to save my ass that lonely night at the party. Here are five film characters that would make absolutely kickass wingmen (ranked in order of kickassness):

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