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Somehow, some way, somebody sneaked a video camera into a screening for the much anticipated Dark Knight, scheduled for release on July 18th, in both regular theaters and IMAX. The quality is about as good as buying a bootleg copy from a dude in Chinatown, but for all of you who can’t wait (i.e., all of you), here’s the first five minutes of Dark Kni… Click to read more

Hmmm…where do I begin to explain the premise of 9 Doors?
Players control a semi-animated stick figure – and when I say semi-animated I mean intentionally bootleg for comedic purposes; think “End of the World”. Anyways, there are nine doors. One door leads to yayness and the rest lead to death.
Simply start by choosing doors. Pick a… Click to read more

A stret neer Northwod Elemantarie skool in Kalamamamazoo, Michegane haez the werd “school” misspelld on the pavment. Idiots. (Seattle Pi)
Cocksox: the new speedo, but much worse. (Cocksox.com)
Blender’s “Top 10 NFL Stadium Anthems That Must Be Retired.” (Blender)
Paris Hilton sues Hallmark for using her likeness on a… Click to read more