The first patented roller skate was introduced in 1760, but it sucked. It wasn’t until January 4th, 1863 when James Plimpton optimized them. We’re sure his intention was for hot chicks to wear them with knee highs and short shorts while enjoying a lollipop. Face it, the hot girl in roller skates motif is right up there with sexy schoolgirl. Remember Roller Girl in Boogie Nights? Exactly. Click through to strap in and get retro hot.

So, tough guy, you think you party hard? You think you can drink and smoke more than the rest? Well, maybe you can. But then again, you actually can’t because you’re a serious pussy! And these guys will prove it to you. The good people over at The Sixth Wall – KoldCast Media have put together this infographic showing you the greatest partiers in film history and explaining exactly why you need to step your game up! What are you waiting for? Hit the jump for yourself and take a few notes, pal!

You might have expected to see another SNL -  Tina Fey – Sarah Palin sketch posted here this morning, but for my money Barky Bark and The Donkey Bunch stole last night’s show.  I always wondered what Marky Mark would sound like talking to a goat and Andy Samberg nails it.  “Say hi to your mother for me.”… Click to read more