Watching chicks play sports is pretty painful, unless they’re wearing underwear and beating each other up. That’s why we love the Lingerie Football League – they know exactly what their audience wants. I know that sometimes watching girls throw an oblong ball can be a little difficult, but that’s why we’re focusing on what you really wanna see. We’ve pulled together three awesome galleries: greatest butts in the league, the girls of the Seattle Mist, and the girls of the San Diego Seduction. Check out the athletic hotties below.

Oktoberfest runs from September 17th – October 3rd. If you’ve ever seen Beerfest then you know Oktoberfest is a beer drinker’s paradise. Last year’s attendees enjoyed about 7.1 million liters of beer and 89,000 liters of wine while losing 4,000 items including 260 pairs of glasses, 200 cell phones, and 500 crutches. CRUTCHES! That’s dedication, Holmes. Anyway, we always lose our self-control when we see the slew of St. Pauli girls poppin’ outta their tops carrying massive steins of brew. You will, too, once you see our photo gallery of busty beer maidens from the festival. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Uh, what the H happened to summer? Did we just black out / time travel the past 3 months? Labor Day could be the sh*ttiest of sh*tshows and we mean that in the most praise-worthy way. It’s the last chance – the culmination of all your summer partying efforts. No more time to waste – you gotta go out in a blaze of glory. We’re talking Bucket List type sh*t. To get you in the mood, we’re bidding adios to the sexiest season with 21 photo galleries of sexy girls doing summer things like washing cars in bikinis, rocking microkinis, and Jell-O wrestling to name a few. Check ‘em out after the jump then let us know what you’ll miss most in the comments!

Sorority girls can be a super fun time IF you’re partying with the right sorority at the right school. Sadly, there are some schools and sororities who think sisters should conduct vagina monologues and discuss the HJ they half-heartedly delivered the  night before. F that. TRUE sorority sisters constantly battle each other (either in the house or in OTHER… Click to read more

Redheads have been a really hot topic recently, thanks to Jim Carrey and his confession of love for Emma Stone. I contemplated not breaking some tough information to you, but I felt it was my duty as a “journalist” to tell you the truth: Emma Stone isn’t a natural redhead. I know, it’s like hearing that Santa isn’t real. In order to help you cope with the difficult truth, we’ve brought you 89 pictures of the real deal. Check out the gallery below.

August 26th is National Dog Day. When I think of “Dog Day” my mind immediately flashes to Al Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon. The kicker there is I rented it on Netflix then I lost it before viewing. Total bummer. Before 2007, doggy style made me think of Snoop Dogg (who really should get his own day). But with the release of “Knocked Up”, doggy style reminds me of that scene where Rogen assures Heigl they don’t have to go outside to do it. If there’s one model who’s perfected the on-all-fours pose it’s the dynamic dime piece Denise Milani. While e’eryone else celebrates this special occasion with pics of cute puppies, we decided to show you Denise’s sweater puppies. Check ‘em out in our gallery below.

Don’t be fooled, this isn’t a gallery of juggalo girls. Instead, we’re bringing you a gallery of GIFs that you’re actually going to want to see: girls shaking what their momma gave them. Nothing takes your mind off of impending hurricane doom more than the hypnotizing power of these girls’ jiggling chests.
If you can’t take your eyes off these girls to board up… Click to read more

Why twins and why Tuesday? Well, Tuesday’s the second day of the work week, and two girls are better than one, right? What’s better than two girls? TWINS! So, in our “2 for Tuesday” special, we’re giving you a double dip of some of the hottest twins’ twins (read: boobs). And since Tuesday’s usually election day in the U.S. and the 2012 presidential race is heating up, we nominate Tuesday be known as Twins Day from now on. Check out our gallery then let us know if you can ID any of the girls in the comments section after the jump.

One look from Steph Steep, a 23-year-old from Ontario, and you’ll go all warm inside. That’s not just because she’s bringing the redhead heat, it’s also because she’s flat-out hot. She’s rocking a swimsuit and underwear like very few models I’ve seen – that’s probably why she’s modeled for Sea Skin Lingerie (I think this is her rocking rhinestone suspenders) and holds the title for Miss Petite Canada Globe 2011 Western region. Make sure to check this girl out before she really goes global. See her pics and stats after the jump.

What do guys love most? Sports and hot women. When you combine the two, it’s straight cash, homey. Thankfully, the NFL season is back on and with that comes hoardes of hotties flashing their allegiance to their favorite team by wearing super tight, super revealing jerseys. Our minds are on overload when the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups of fandom and fine females come together. You might need TV timeout after a series with our gallery of gridiron girls. Check it out after the jump.

Recently, a judge ruled that high school chicks are allowed to post risque pics on Facebook – a victory for jailbait enthusiasts everywhere. If that case proved anything, it’s that girls get bored easily, and when that happens, the camera phones come out and the clothes come off. It’s second nature; instinct taking over pure and simple. If you don’t wanna take our word for it, you should check out our gallery of the hottest girls taking self-shot pics of themselves in the mirror. Cue Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” after the jump.

When talking to a woman, you should try to keep eye contact and not stare at her chest. Sometimes, it’s easier said than done and often it’s not your fault. As men we can’t help but look – so instead we should blame the women for not covering up enough. These girls have done us a pretty big favor by covering up their melons with… melons. Check out the gargantuan boobs after the jump!

August 20th is the 91st anniversary of the NFL. QUICK FACT: the Baltimore Colts were the first NFL team to have cheerleaders in 1954. ANOTHER QUICK FACT: Last year was the first year to have a Superbowl with no cheerleaders. LAST FACT: Looking at hot pictures of even hotter cheerleaders never gets old, see why after the jump.

August 14th was Halle Berry’s birthday. The former fashion model, beauty queen, and actress turned 45 years young, which is hard to believe considering she looks way hotter than most college freshman. The Oscar winner has two films scheduled for release in 2011 – the star laden romantic comedy “New Year’s Eve” and the thriller “Dark Tide” – along with the comedy “Movie 43″ due in 2012. Hef named her one of Playboy’s Sexiest Celebrities of 2011 and it’s easy to see why: she shows no signs of aging. Maybe she’s one of those aliens from The Event. Check out this superhuman’s hottest pics after the jump.

During Aviation Week, the US fondly remembers the Wright Brothers and others responsible for the power of flight. Their dream of one day flying amongst the birds has made way for a new dream: to bang out a hot stewardess in a cramped bathroom at 30,000 feet in the sky. Yes sir, COED is a proud member of the Mile High Club and wants to show you some of the other more elite members. In celebration of National Aviation Week, we bring you some of the sexiest stewardesses, pilots, and flat-out hot chicks wearing aviators. Cue R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly”. Check it out after the jump.