In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of the vices we know an love seem sadly on their way out. With that in mind, today is the 34th annual American Cancer Society’s Great American Smokeout so it is safe to assume the first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. (Unless Barack Obama changes all that.) And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. See, there’s just something about a woman with a cigarette that makes dudes happy. Maybe it’s the ‘bad girl’ image. Maybe it’s thoughts of ‘oral fixation.’ But no matter what the reason, it’s F’ing hot! Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

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We pride ourselves here at COED for our ability to take any current event and make it sexy.  So with today’s release of Bruno on DVD, we racked our brains to find an angle that would make our readers proud. If you’ve seen the movie, you’d know that’s not an easy task, unless of course you find swinging d*ck sexy…  And since we don’t, we opted to go the Nyotaimori Party route.  Nyotaimori, a.k.a. body sushi was infamously portrayed in the Paula Abdul / Bruno interview. Fortunately for you, the girls in our post are hella hot and a helluva lot less hairy.  Without further adieu, we give you Naked Sushi Party Girls.

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Most of the time, when we’re talking about Jersey girls, we’re probably talking about the obnoxious bridge-and-tunnel bimbos that invade our city ever Thursday-Sunday morning. But not this time! No, this time we’re bringing in a whole new breed: hot girls wearing NFL jerseys! OK, so there’s a good chance the the majority of these girls are actually from New Jersey, but we’ll just let that one slide (for now).

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When it comes to women’s clothing, we always have to admire the ability to make something out of (almost) nothing. Think that’s just a bit of string? Wrong! It’s a bikini! Think that’s a bandana? Wrong! It’s a shirt. But perhaps the most impressive bit of improv we’ve seen so far is the belt bra. Impressive, not because of how well it works as a brassier, but how little it leaves to the imagination. Something tells us you’d like to see some examples…

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With the US Marine Corps celebrating their 234th birthday today, and Veterans Day tomorrow, we thought we’d get into the patriotic spirit in the way our Founding Fathers intended – with a battalion of camo-clad babes, of course! OK, OK, so maybe George Washington had different ideas about patriotism. But Benjamin Franklin would be on our side, if he were here today. That dude was a pimp.

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Gentlemen, thousands of you have voted for Miss COED November 2009, and now we’ve narrowed it down to the Final Four. Heading-up the final round of voting is mid-Western smokeshow Jessie Shannon. Next up, California stunner Sarah Rae, followed by blonde bombshell Nikki Gray and the ridiculously sexy Shannon Czyz! So get to voting for your favorite Miss COED of November 2009 and the winner will be announced on Monday the 16th!